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29Sep
2008
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Update On Heather Locklear Arrest

http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/29/photos-of-locklear-arrest/

It appears she may not even have been driving when the arrest happened.

-Dr.FB

29Sep
2008
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Nick & Vaness Keep The Promotion Trail Rolling

Photo:  Famepictures.com
Photo:  Famepictures.com

Photo: Famepictures.com

Vanessa Hudgens & Zac Efron were promoting the upcoming blockbuster release of “High School Musical 3″, which opens October 24th?  How could you forget?-Dr.FB

29Sep
2008
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If Only She Was This Mobile On The Dance Floor

Kim K. Getting Air After Dancing Rehearsal Photo: Splashnewsonline.com
Kim K. Getting Air After Dancing Rehearsal Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Kim K. Getting Air After Dancing Rehearsal Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Kim, we love ya.  Know that.  But Chris Rock was right.  You look rather light on your feet here. Will you be in the “bottom” two this week? 

Remember, in Dancing With The Stars, the bottom is actually a bad  thing.-Dr.FB

29Sep
2008
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Collier Paralyzed; Leg Amputated

 

Richard Collier, who was involved in a drive by shooting earlier month in Jacksonville, is now paralyzed from the waist down and had to have his leg amputated. 

Collier has no memory of the shooting at all.  He had 14 bullet wounds.  14!  One which severed his spinal cord.  He has been upgarded from critical to good.  He has had several bouts of pneumonia which is a rather bad sign.  He will never walk again.-Dr.FB

29Sep
2008
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Travis On Way Back To L.A.

He Will Never Fly Again.  File Photo
He Will Never Fly Again.  File Photo

He Will Never Fly Again. File Photo

3 days after D.J. Am was released from the hospital, Travis Barker was released.

Travis will be in L.A. in a few days though, as he is taking the burn center bus back to here.  Travis is telling people he will never fly again.  Shanna Moakler, Travis’s ex-wife is on the bus journey with him.

We are glad Travis is out of the hospital and hope he makes as good of a recovery as he can, mentally and physically.-Dr.FB

28Sep
2008
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Breaking News! Scarlett & Ryan Tie The Knot

Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds tied the knot on Saturday in Vancouver.

It was a very small wedding but we hope to have pics soon.

Congrats to Scarlett & Ryan, you lucky animal you.-Dr.FB

27Sep
2008
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Paul Newman Passes Away

The Legend Of Paul Newman Will Live On In Film
The Legend Of Paul Newman Will Live On In Film

The Legend Of Paul Newman Will Live On In Film

Paul Newman passed away Friday after a long bout with Cancer.  He passed away at his farmhouse around Westport, Conneticut.

10 Oscar nominations in 50 years.  1 win for the Color Of Money.  He leaves behind more than a body of work.  He leaves behind his wife, 5 children-3 from his current marriage and two from a previous marriage.

You never heard ill will of Paul Newman in the industry because there was none to speak of.  He was a class act.  We knew this day was coming for months and that may have bothered him the most as he was a private person. 

Paul Newman was 83 years old.  Your memory will leave forever.  Now, go entertain the person upstairs.-Dr.FB

26Sep
2008
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They Got It Covered

Parody Is Right On!  Covers: New Yorker & EW
Parody Is Right On!  Covers: New Yorker & EW

Parody Is Right On! Covers: New Yorker & EW

Jon Stewart On Sarah Palin:  Everyone likes new and shiny. We’re bored. What’s great about that is [Democratic VP candidate Joe] Biden is an absolutely eccentric character. That’s how powerful Palin’s story is — it has cast the first African-American presidential nominee, the oldest [non-incumbent] presidential nominee, and a really wild cork vice presidential candidate completely out of the picture. The press is 6-year-olds playing soccer; nobody has a position, it’s just ”Where’s the ball? Where’s the ball? Sarah Palin has the ball!” [Mimes a mob running after her.] Because they can only cover one thing.

Colbert on McCain last week saying our economy was strong and then a few hours later saying it was weak:I’ve got one for you. McCain said, ”The fundamentals of our economy are strong” and ”Our economy is at risk.” One was at 9 a.m., the other was 11 a.m. Our joke was ”You can be strong and at risk, too. Like, a muscleman who wouldn’t wear a condom. What’s the worst that could happen?”

Stewart on if this election is any different than the previous two.:  I was convinced an Obama/McCain campaign would be measurably different on almost all standards. And to watch it become Bush/Kerry, Bush/Gore, has been one of the most dissatisfying experiences.

Stewart on the economy: We were in this huge credit crisis, out of money. Then the Fed goes, We’ll give you a trillion dollars, and all of a sudden Wall Street is like, ”I can’t believe we got away with it!” Can you imagine if someone said, ”I shouldn’t have bought that sports car because it means I can’t have my house,” and the bank just said, ”All right, you can have your house. And you know what? Keep the car.” [He throws up his arms joyfully and shouts] ”Yeaaaaah, I get to keep the car! Wait, do I have to give the money back?” ”No, it doesn’t matter.” ”Yeah, I’m gonna get another car! I’m gonna do the same thing the same way, except twice as f—ed up!

Colbert on the economy: The idea that Lehman Brothers doesn’t get any money and AIG does reminds me very much of ”Iran is a mortal enemy because they have not achieved a nuclear weapon. But North Korea is a country we can work with, because they have a nuclear weapon.” The idea is, Get big or go home. How big can you f— up? Can you f— up so bad that you would ruin the world economy? If it’s just 15,000 who are out of jobs, no. You have to actually be a global f—up to get any help.

It’s sad a majority of americans get the news from Stewart and Colbert.  They do the job that the news stations just don’t.-Dr.FB

26Sep
2008
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Chris Rock: Palin Is Like Kardashian

Chris Rocks Kill The Messenger.  Photo:  HBO.com
Chris Rocks Kill The Messenger.  Photo:  HBO.com

Chris Rock's Kill The Messenger. Photo: HBO.com

Chris Rock was on Larry King Live promoting his upcoming HBO Special Kill The Messenger and was asked about Sarah Palin.

Chris had this to say:  It’s a pretty bad choice.  I thouht Al Davis made the choice that’s how bad it was.  She’s done 3 interviews and she is running for Vice President of the United States?  Jason Lee has done more interviews promoting My Name Is Earl.  i did more interviews today than she has to run for Vice President.  Every time they let her talk for more than 4 minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. 

And the quote of the week:  It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on Dancing With The Stars, all that ass and can’t shake it.

Too bad in this economy we can’t afford to have HBO this weekend for the special.-Dr.FB