Drfunkenberry.com
30Dec
2008
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Scene & Heard….

Jennifer Lopez & Mark Anthony are still denying divorce rumors.  The latest one has them performing on Valentine's Day together at the Madison Square Garden for the last time, then divorcing after.  I think there is trouble in paradise, but this story seems untrue.......Zooey Deschanel and  Death Cab For Cutie frontman  Ben Gibbard, are engaged to be married.....A florist is going after Timbaland in Florida for 10 grand worth of flowers and decorations for Christmas he did not pay for they say......Salma Hayek was photograghed smoking last week with her kid not too far from her.  Interestingly enough, we have seen her leave some of the coolest parties before because of too much smoke in a room......

30Dec
2008
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The Watchmen Takes Another Hit; Heading To Court

Watchmen Takes Another Hit. Image: DCcomics.com/dcu
Watchmen Takes Another Hit. Image: DCcomics.com/dcu

Watchmen Takes Another Hit. Image: DCcomics.com/dcu

Warner Bros. & Fox are about to play a game of chicken as both studios are not backing down over the movie "Watchmen".

Warner Bros. is refusing any type of settlement.  Fox is saying they don't want the settlement, they want the movie. 

Warners released this statement: "We respectfully but vigorously disagree with the court's ruling and are exploring all of our appellate options," the studio said. "We continue to believe that Fox's claims have no merit and that we will ultimately prevail, whether at trial or in the Court of Appeals."

Fox is looking to block the March 6th 2009 release date.  They released a statement as well: "We are gratified by the recognition of our rights in the Judge's order, which speaks for itself."

So Fox does not want the settlement, they want the movie released as a Fox release.  This def looks like it is heading to court on January 20th, 2009.  Get your popcorn ready!-Dr.FB

29Dec
2008
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Gisele & Tom Brady; Not Engaged Yet…?

Gisele & Tom Tom; Not Yet?  File Photo
Gisele & Tom Tom; Not Yet?  File Photo

Gisele & Tom Tom; Not Yet? File Photo

So, last Friday, it was reported by various media outlets that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen were engaged to be married.  Some people wondered if we were late to the party as we did not report it. Why didn't we? 

Well, we never had it confirmed that the engagement took place.  Still haven't.  During the holidays, several fake stories come out.  This person is divorcing that person, this person hooked up with that person,  even fake death reports.  The reason being is that during the holidays, things are slow.  So sometimes we hear something and so desperate for a story, we go with it and want to believe it.  It seems this may have happened.

Now, we told you months ago that Tom was going to be married before the other QB Tony Romo, IF it was to happen by the end of the year.  We said all bets were off after Romo's season was over.  Still standing by that.

So right now, no engagement confirmed.  What we can confirm is that Tom's injury, which became infected and he had to go under the knife again, is not healing properly.  So what looked like he could come back by late October/November, is now looking like Tom will be out for the 2009 season.

Tom had the surgery in L.A. at a clinic that usually handles basketball injuries to legs.  Several athletes who have had knee surgeries or leg injuries have not come back by the timetable they were told.  The Patriots are still angry at Tom for not listening to them and having the surgery with the team doctors.  So far, the Patriots are right and have every right to be upset, engagement or not.-Dr.FB

29Dec
2008
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Jennifer Aniston Gets One Over Brad Pitt on Box Office Weekend.

Jennifer Aniston; Finally Can Get Out Of The Corner.  File Photo
Jennifer Aniston; Finally Can Get Out Of The Corner.  File Photo

Jennifer Aniston; Finally Can Get Out Of The Corner. File Photo

Jennifer Aniston's new movie "Marley & Me" beat Brad Pitt's "Benjamin Button" at the box office.  Who saw this coming?

Even though it seems Owen Wilson did not promote the movie a lot and Jen did, talking about John Meyer more than the movie at times, perhaps it was Brad Pitt who actually helped Jen win.  How so?

The story that won't die for years now; The Jolie-Pitt-Aniston love triangle.  Brad and Angelina were able to go unscathed for the most part the past few years.  But Brad could not let it go, perhaps because Angelina still loves burning Jen over the coals in every damn interview. So what did Brad do and possibly was told to do?  He admitted 2 weeks ago he did indeed hook up and fall in love with Angelina on the set of "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" while still married to Jennifer Aniston.

It is what everyone knew, but actually saying it straight out is doing more damage than he could have thought.  Marley & Me's reviews are mediocre at best.  Button's reviews were extremely favorable and saying he will get many nominations.  Months ago, this match up was seen as laughable.  But the court of public opinion has changed all that.  There is now a huge amount of sympathy for Jen years after what happened. 

Who knows how long this will last but right now, Brad Pitt is the loser in box office gold and with movie fans.-Dr.FB

29Dec
2008
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Detroit Lions Go 0-16; Worst Team In History

Number 1 Worst Record Of All Time.  Photo: Techmobowlfootball.com
Number 1 Worst Record Of All Time.  Photo: Techmobowlfootball.com

Number 1 Worst Record Of All Time. Photo: Techmobowlfootball.com

Congrats to the Detroit Lions for doing the reverse of the New England Patriots by going 0-16. 

The pursuit of perfection is intact.  The Packers beat the Lions 31-21 to give them the 0-16 record.  Look on the bright side; no way it happens 2 years in a row, right?  Um, right?-Dr.FB

28Dec
2008
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Tony Romo Collapses After Cowboys Do The Same

Tony Romo Collapsed In Shower After Game.  File Photo
Tony Romo Collapsed In Shower After Game.  File Photo

Tony Romo Collapsed In Shower After Game. File Photo

To add injury to insult, after the Cowboys got whupped by 38 points knowing they have to win to get into the playoffs, the starting quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys collapsed in the shower.

There were several reporters around so it cannot be denied.  Medical staff was summoned, a stretcher was requested, but Romo fought it off and faced reporters after for a press conference.  He tried to joke it off but this time was unconvincing.

Right now it is being reported he suffered a rib injury, possible broke a rib, during the game.  As a fan of the Cowboys, I am upset with Romo and the Cowboys, as a human being, I hope Romo is alright and I will leave it at that.-Dr.FB

28Dec
2008
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How ‘Bout Them Cowboys?

You guys suck.-Dr.FB