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27Feb
2009
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Video: Jamie Foxx & T-Pain “Blame it”

Video is straight star-studded!

Peep it HERE.

Blame it on the alcohol.-Dr.FB

27Feb
2009
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Tom Brady & Gisele Tie The Knot

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. File Photo
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. File Photo

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. File Photo

Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen tied the knot in Santa Monica, California Thursday night.

We got word of this earlier in the evening where US Weekly was the first one to report it.  I waited for other sources to confirm it because I could not get confirmation myself.

Congrats to the 3 time Super Bowl champion and the world's top model. None of us envy you at all. Cough cough.  Sorry, I just threw up a little.-Dr.FB

26Feb
2009
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Half Down, Half Left. What Will Happen Next?

Kris Allen

Kris Allen

And the results are in.  Who is moving on and who isn't?  Just remember, whatever happens, it's all your fault.  Once they finish the "How did they get here" montage, a group sing along of "Closer", and another montage recapping last nights show, we finally get to start to find out who is going home.

26Feb
2009
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Prince Concert News; Feb. 28th Show In L.A.

This is an update of the story from Tuesday about the Icon, PRINCE playing a benefit concert for Tavis Smiley's  Annual State Of The Black Union Symposium.

We found out a couple of hours ago that the show will be at the Conga Room In L.A. at the Nokia Center. (We took a while to post to make sure everything was on the up n up.) The show is scheduled to start at 8 P.M.

Tix will be $300 (seated) and $150 (standing room general admission) and there is a 4 ticket limit.

You can purchase the tickets here.

I have never heard of this site before but went through it all without purchasing the tickets. It seems secure but be careful is all I can say.  Anyone wanna pick up my ticket tab? =-)

Please keep in mind, it is a benefit concert. Hope some of you can attend in this economy.-Dr.FB

26Feb
2009
1

Travis Barker & DJ AM Grab Some Toast

Travis Barker & DJ AM Spotted Yesterday Having Lunch Photo: Bauergriffen.com
Travis Barker & DJ AM Spotted Yesterday Having Lunch Photo: Bauergriffen.com

Travis Barker & J AM Spotted Yesterday Having Lunch Photo: Bauergriffen.com

Travis Barker & DJ Am were spotted outside of Toast yesterday in L.A. where the two grabbed lunch.

Ever since the plane crash, Travis and DJ Am still work together.  Travis still refuses to fly in planes and buses it everywhere.  Blink-182, Travis's band where he found a majority of his success recently announced they are getting back together, but nothing more musically on that has happened as of late.-Dr.FB

26Feb
2009
2

Octomom Offered Porn Role

Nadya Suleman / ©AP/KTLA

 

Nadya Suleman / ©AP/KTLA

Nadya Suleman / ©AP/KTLA

And now, your  "WTF???" Post of the Day.

DISCLAIMER: Dr. Funkenberry is not liable to pay for any damages to computer equipment, including laptops, monitors, and keyboards, caused by projectile spewing of coffee, soda, lunch, or liquids of any kind upon reading the following story. Reader takes all responsibility for any adverse effects, including and not limited to, long-term or permanent loss of ability to maintain an erection or the shriveling up and falling off of your tallywhacker. Proceed at your own risk.

From...(sigh)...Fox News:

Thursday, February 26, 2009

by Hollie McKay

You may want to take a shower after reading this.

Vivid Entertainment has offered Nadya "Octomom" Suleman $1 million to star in a pornographic video. Now Tarts has learned the disgusting details of what they want Octomom to do.

They want Suleman, who gave birth to octuplets in January, to have sex in eight different scenes with eight different men.

"The number eight is obviously heavily associated with her so we would like to work with that," Vivid’s CEO Stephen Hirsch told Tarts. "But we would really love just to sit down and talk with her and come up with something she feels comfortable with. We want her to be involved with the whole thing from the plot line to the packaging."

Hirsch says Suleman has received their offer and is considering it. Suleman did not return calls for comment.

"She’s struggling financially and this is a woman who wants to provide for her kids," Hirsch said. "This way she can hold her head high and not be using taxpayers money to support her family."

However, the New York Post's Cindy Adams is reporting that Octomom has been looking at $1 million houses in the Los Angeles area.

So maybe - let's all pray - she doesn't need the money.

UPDATE: Octomom is keeping her clothes on! "Those guys at Vivid video must be nuts!" she told Radaronline.com. " Who wants to see me naked? Maybe in a year when the baby fat goes away." Tarts think she's kidding...?

No word on the working title for the proposed flick for Octomom. That James Bond movie already took the best one. - Dr.FC

26Feb
2009
4

Harry Potter News!

Warner Bros. announced that the final installment of the Harry Potter movies will be release on July 15th, 2011.

It will be the 2nd part to the final book, Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows.

Hopefully, for fans sake, that doesn't get pushed back as I am sure "Potter Heads" are circling it on things they must do in 2011.  Just 2 more years away. Sigh.-Dr.FB