Number 1? Bria Valente & Prince Make An Interesting Bet

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We just received word* that Bria Valente and Prince have a gentlewoman’s bet going on in need of resolution….

Despite the discriminatory practices of the music industry with regards to Prince for the past decade or so, Ms Valente has ALWAYS believed that their CD would enter the Billboard chart at NUMERO UNO.  Extremely high hopes for a BRAND NEW ARTIST like herself but early calculations show she may indeed get her wish!

This is where it gets interesting, everyone….

IF the CD does debut there, Prince has promised her a bash to end all bashes at a location of her choice.  I am gonna say this, our spies will not rest until we find out what Prince gets if Bria loses the bet.  I know this male mind short-circuits at the mere thought of the FINAL outcome!

We will keep you posted!-Dr.FB

*(Perhaps from a no-name reporter)

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57 Responses to “Number 1? Bria Valente & Prince Make An Interesting Bet”

  1. drfunkenberry Says:

    Let me just say, the doc is rooting for Bria on this one Prince.

    Oh yea, and first. :)

  2. Takieaa ReyFaun Says:

    Prince was wise with his sales in Europe, including CD’s in newpapers. I wonder if any of that smarts has rubbed off on his protege’…?

    We will see, huh…?

    Good luck Prince (if you were weak enough to need it).

    LOIVE (I am in LOVE)

    spiritual LOIVER

  3. Nurse Goodbody Says:

    oh yeah!!! another show? I can’t wait :)

  4. lotusflower3121 Says:

    i guess i should go buy another one lets go bria! hope the fans get to go to this celebration bash

  5. justmemuchlove Says:

    haha cool..!! ;)

  6. Flor De Loto Says:

    Do we get to come to this bash? hehehe! ;)

  7. Alli Says:

    She’ll win – it’s a dead cert:-)

  8. AJD Says:

    Bria choose 77ItalyPark!

  9. Michael Says:

    If she wins I hope she chooses MN, haha.

  10. mr.goodnight3121 Says:

    I’m buying another copy 2day…………

  11. bak1999 Says:

    I’m going to go to Target to buy another CD. Hope the fans get to go to the p1ty.

  12. TollyC Says:

    I thought Prince didn’t care about charts anymore.
    And if it does go #1, I am certain that it’s because of Bria Vallente and not the fact that it’s Prince’s most focused album since 1995’s Gold Experience. Too funny…

  13. maggiegurl Says:

    I’m all about another show….already seems like years since last weekend…needanothafix…..

  14. Erm.. Says:

    That would be brilliant for the US based fans :-D should she win, will Bria get to perform at this time?

  15. lola Says:

    no doubt he’s gonna get #1 come on pep it’s PRINCE!!!! there is no competition i have to go with bria on this one!!!!!! smart girl

  16. CJBabyDaddy Says:

    Bria:

    The 400 block of Deerfield Avenue in Silver Spring, Maryland is breath-takingly beautiful and very inviting this time of year. ;-)

  17. kenni Says:

    I’m with Bria all the way…Pls. choose Paisley Park or Vegas.

  18. Amalia Says:

    Bria looks great in that picture. I hope the party is in NYC.

  19. drfunkenberry Says:

    So everyone who is making a suggestion, are you going to target n buying more copies or telling your friends to buy more copies? lol

  20. lodi Says:

    Prince made an excellent choice….i not only project the album to top the chart at #1 but it will go platinum for sure. gonna go buy more cd’s 2day as well as emailing everyone i know. btw just heard espn mention Prince new album at target( was mentioned durning the Pistons/76ers game. the word is definetly out there!!!!!

  21. lola Says:

    hell yeah i’m buying 4 more copies today!!!!!!!!!

  22. Vera Says:

    “THEIR CD would become number one” – I have to be honest and say it was a smart marketing move for Prince to include a new unknown artist cd along with HIS TWO CD’s.

    Bria is okay as a vocalist however my opinion is her voice is not strong enough or unique enough that would have had people running to the rekastow to purchase her cd.

    If she thinks she has anything to do with Prince’s success of the cd sales I think she is not being realistic. People are buying the cd to hear Prince’s latest materials and her cd is an item to just check out after the fact.

  23. rebecca Says:

    Celebration at Paisley Park?

  24. Annastesia Says:

    Hey Prince –

    I would like to come to Bria’s party : )

    http://www.myspace.com/bigwhitemansion

  25. RUHip2TheJive Says:

    Washington, D.C. would be a good location :)

  26. ertccty Says:

    Well since Vera already stated it for me ~ : )
    “If she thinks she has anything to do with Prince’s success of the cd sales I think she is not being realistic. People are buying the cd to hear Prince’s latest materials and her cd is an item to just check out after the fact.”

    I think it was a brilliant move business wise that he did include hers with his.But I never would have checked it out/purchased it etc if it was just her alone.Prince gives me more & more reasons to love him everyday!He is so business saavy! :)

  27. guji388 Says:

    wow another hater……….

  28. OMG. Says:

    GO BRIA!!!! Bria wins at exactly 12:01 am. ; )

  29. ~T!na~ Says:

    This is very interesting…I am curious 2 c what happens with the charts…it is one of his better albums for sure!!!

  30. farah Says:

    Gorgeoous photo of Bria!!! wow she is so pretty is sickening now Prince is just rubbing it in LOL I think they love eachother. This seems like a playful relationship and they laugh alot together at lakers game. Hey Bria throw the party in Miami!!!! You make a beautiful princess Bria :)

  31. Katherine Says:

    What a buzz kill…… just another “spin” on the dance floor with Prince…..

  32. AstonMartin Says:

    how about a Bash on the beach in malibu since Bria’s video has the theme, concert/party galore with a few select Lotusflow3r’ers and 200 of their closest hollywood friends ;p

  33. AstonMartin Says:

    If Prince wins maybe she’ll just have to wash his car for a month… ;)

  34. coutshipsexcommitment Says:

    if prince wins bria should have to sing live :)

  35. Dubious Says:

    I think its really arrogant and presumptuous for a new artist to assume (ass) being relevant here that she has always known their album would debut at 1.

    She wouldnt even chart if she were on her own. Reckanize who got you there and give him the credit.

    Proteges can be so ingorant. :(

  36. walker Says:

    I dont think she was being arrogant i think she is proud of the music they did together. I think its cute how she supports and backs up her man, a ride or die chick. That woman is a GODDESS!!!! ouch a mama

  37. Dubious Says:

    Ride or Die? Think not. That girl probably never did anything remotely close to hard work. Unless you count sucking off hard.

    She looks like every other typical club girl out here in LA. Some trannys look better than her.

    Proud of music they did? Come on, we all know Prince rules his world so she just stood there took some jizz in her mouth and then he said spit. sing. pose. ok done. go home. wait. suck jizz again. lol

    Im not saying shes a gold digger…. but yeah. She probably is. Arrogant too.

  38. justmemuchlove Says:

    I can’t stop smiling reading all these comments. :)
    It works.

  39. drfunkenberry Says:

    Can we chill on the whole jizzing thing? I know if I were to delete it, 10 more comments like it would appear so not doing that but saying there are other ways to get the point across. Thank you. :)

  40. BiPolar Says:

    That party would rock! And if fans could come along for the fun it would be… crazy fun!

  41. Mirri Says:

    A bash in Paris or London would b really somethin’ ;)

  42. Alli Says:

    Dubious!!

    We get it!!!!!! If I was your Mamma I’d kick your butt into the middle of next week talking that way.

    Signing off!!

  43. guji388 Says:

    and what the fuck to you look like dubious you sound like a shit face person that would say some bullshit like that why you hate-n because you wish you were with him? you wish you could be in bria shoes right now but ya know what’s really funny all these negative comments towards bria out of jealousy u can talk shit about her all you want but it still doesn’t change that you’ll NEVER be with him EVER!!!!!! bitches!!!!

  44. Hotthang319 Says:

    If the CD goes #1 and I hope it does cause, His name is “Prince” and he is “STILL FUNKY” ALONE!! I love the CD cause it has both “FUNK” & “ROCK”! Some of us Prince Fans/Supports like variety! If Brenda, sorry, Bria, wins, can we move the partry to MPls. even thou LA was a blast!!!??

  45. miko4u Says:

    Party at 77 Beverly Park!!!! I’ll bring the champagne (or the sparkling apple cider..lol) Please invite the cool fans :)

  46. wally Says:

    Dubious you r a disgusting excuse for a human being talking about this girl like that. You are an idiot. Prince and Bria I wish Uboth good luck!!! I bought a few copies this weekend in support. Prince you got a banger right there, she is beautiful. God was in a great mood when he made her!

  47. Christopher Says:

    It looks like Bria won the bet !
    Prince is number 1 of the US charts with 185,956 of Lotus Flow3r sold!

    So where’s the party ? Is Bria going to sing ?

    Let’s Celebrate!

  48. mr.goodnight3121 Says:

    This is a gr8 day in the purple kingdom….Where is the party @??????

  49. Dubious Says:

    For all you idiots just trashing me, its an opinion fucktwads. Ever heard of it? And I dont want to be with Prince I’m a male Guji something you wish you were cuz only pussys call other people jealous. DrFB came correct so out of respect for HIM, I wont speak like that again, the owner of this site knows how to respond.. shows that he got some balls and is sure of his own.

    Ya’ll should have some too. I’m not attacking any of you personally so unless your Bria up in here under multiple user names. Chill.the.fuck.out.

    And Wally, way to go by calling her a banger. That says class all the way talking about a girl, right?

    And for all your panties in a twist, unless you know her personally, my statements could potentially.be.true.lol

    Nuff said.

  50. guji388 Says:

    whatever fuck you d

  51. geta ife Says:

    Looxs like Bria didnt win the bet but they are still number 1 in my book!!! Dubious is a prick get a life dude! Dont hate celebrate!

  52. britishcupcake Says:

    Dubious your not half bad!
    And my Funky Berry U know I love you!
    X
    ; )

  53. pelican Says:

    Duious is a prick and his panties are in a bunch over this girl. Why all the cussing son! Nasty comments like sucking jizz are not neccesary, check your self and get a life man. I hope no kids are reading this site. Lotus flower deserves to have the #1 spot on Bilboard. Its highway robbery they got #2. Great acheivement nonetheless, congratulations to Prince and Bria. HOLLA!!

  54. Dubious Says:

    Love that I got fans.

    Notice I did not call one of you HATER for your comments. Yea that word works both ways, inneresting those words, eh?lol

    One day Bria the floozy will get her comeuppance. For all the bad bad things she did as an LA club girl.lol.

    Cant wait for those related to her to comment! I’ll be waiting like a little transexual schoolgirl.lol. Fuck.lol. Wouldn’t be surprised. The Kardashians have the same mo. Googling themselves and commenting on blogs that are negative to say how amazing they are. Sounds familiar.lol.

    And for those oh so vexed about the sucking J… comment, well your brilliant state of mind just keeps regurgitating it.

    Dont hate celebrate! HA Good to know theres 10 year olds about and I’ll simplify my language further.lol.

    PS Britishcupcake backatcha.

    Pelican suck my juicy hairy nuts til you gag. That should get your panties in a twist bitch.lol.

  55. Kingdom Says:

    My name is Kingdom. Me and Bria Valante(Brenda Fuentes) did many song Demos together..She has real Talent..We both where artist search for her Funytown remix..If I could I would Challege Price on a little bet myself…That even with him producing the music that me and Brenda would sell more units together than any thing he could do trying to give her exposure….Winner gets the girl….I have searched the earth for brenda..We lost touch after we both got ripped off on a project…Back then they didnt want r/b and rapper together…I got played cause I was poor.And was happy to be working on something real..All the lyrics in all the singles we produce..I wrote for and about her…(starting with FunkyTown Remix)What she is missing in her career is Kingdom not Prince..Me and him kinda got this Royalty in Twin cities thing going on..Local wise I was to be Paisleys Park s Greatest Rapper…I still am..When I found out about Bria my heart fell..Cause I know she is to become a ghost …I may never see my friend again uless I become famous…so to All who read this..I Kingdom Challege Prince… Winner Takes Girl….My Name is Kingdom…651 353 76 15

  56. tranny fan Says:

    just plz write some more about tranny or trans as we would like to call them!

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