Happy Birthday Tiger Woods!

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  • chaiyong piyawatkul
    Posted at 01:36h, 16 May

    May this birthday be the beginning of the best years of your life.
    Happy Birthday Tiger.

  • Ray Doyle
    Posted at 09:32h, 15 January

    Surprising that someone like him that is so controlling of his professional life (brand, oncourse emotions, golf swing) would then be so out of control in his private life. Just goes to show he’s not as perfect as he makes himself out to be.

  • The Rigoman
    Posted at 15:45h, 31 December

    LOL! Hi I’m Andre Crabtree III..I got more hoes than a golfcourse! Now that is some funny shizzle!

    I would get Tiger a better manager, and a few “real” friends that actually don’t rat him out and let him deal with this problem in private. Also, I would teach how to leave voicemail messages correctly. WORD UP!

    What up Dr. Funkenberry! Happy New Year Baby!

  • Sbacon1999
    Posted at 19:51h, 30 December

    Before this year, I would have been thrilled to share a birthday with Tiger. But this year, meh. Gotta wonder what’s next with him…

  • ME 2!!!
    Posted at 19:34h, 30 December

    Andre Crabtree III I think is the perfect name!
    The perfect gift I don’t think I am allowed to post a link to here :/

    I think you get the picture
    ciao and he has done more holes than the golf course

  • NADIA
    Posted at 17:08h, 30 December

    i am sure his wife bought him a new pair of undies with built in trackingdevice….
    They say wisdom comes with age! i am sure he is a looooooot wiser now ROFLOL

  • Me!!!
    Posted at 15:06h, 30 December

    Andre Crabtree!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that’s clever!!!
    I would send him a card with the quote from the bible where JC says “let he (she) without sin cast the first stone”, but then again, maybe that card should b sent 2 all those sorry SOBs that have talked all kinds of smack ’bout TW, as if they walk on water!!!
    I ain’t mad @ nobody that gives in 2 sins of the flesh. 4 them that don’t, kudos, but that don’t put u in a position 2 judge.
    The only position that should put u in, is on ur knees, thanking whatever u believe in 4 not having burdened u with that overwhelming weakness. Trust me, i KNOW what i’m talkin’ ’bout.
    Pull the 2 by 4 outta ur eye b4 u point out the splinter in ur neighbors’!!!

  • pelicankiss
    Posted at 13:32h, 30 December

    Happy Birthday Andre Crabtree III 😉

  • nancy b
    Posted at 11:44h, 30 December

    a lawyer, but i guess he probably already has one of those, so nothing!

  • LadyFingers607
    Posted at 11:37h, 30 December

    A Membership in a Sperm Bank and a Vasectomy. Otherwise, I smell ink being mixed for paternity suits waiting to be written.

  • Eaglesoaring
    Posted at 11:30h, 30 December

    Should get him another girlfriend. Even though it seems as if he has enough right now. lol
    Or maybe a chasity belt. He needs some time alone. lol 2 reflect.

  • Jimberoonie
    Posted at 10:43h, 30 December

    Tiger should vanish on something like the witness protection programme: get himself re-located, change his face and re-emerge as a wild card unknown from the ghetto to re-claim his crown.

  • Tiger's Wood
    Posted at 09:22h, 30 December

    Well, I know he doesn’t need any more ho’s does he?

  • justmemuchlove
    Posted at 08:57h, 30 December

    Nice picture. Hugs for Tiger.

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