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30Dec
2009
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Taylor Squared Calls It Quits

Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner. Photo: GettyImages.com
Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner. Photo: GettyImages.com

Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner. Photo: GettyImages.com

Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner are no more.  Hmm.  It was only a couple of weeks ago when Lautner defended Swift's honor on SNL against Kanye West.

The couple will remain friends and we will remain to pretending we cared.-Dr.FB

29Dec
2009
1

Kim Kardashian Gets A Golden Shower!

Kim Kardashian Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images
Kim Kardashian Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images

Kim Kardashian Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images

OMG.   You know I am loving this and it is straight karma.  Kim Kardashian got peed on recently.  By a monkey.  A bloody monkey.  Yea baby!

So Kim was playing with Ashton Kutcher's monkey (you can't make this stuff up people) and the Monkey did what Ray J most likely did in the past and gave Kim a golden shower.

Kim posted this on her web site;

"I stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming! They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear! I thought he was really cute at first, but then he peed on me!! Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn't feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey!"

OK, come on people, I am not being mean here but this is just straight funny.  It couldn't have happened to a nicer girl.  Now, maybe if she stops lying all the time, this stuff won't happen to her.-Dr.FB

29Dec
2009
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Italian Lovers!

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon.  Photo: Venturelli/WireImage
Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon.  Photo: Venturelli/WireImage

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon. Photo: Venturelli/WireImage

This is the life.  Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon are in Italy for the 14th Annual Capri Hollywood International Film Festival.

Mariah looked great in her dress even with the feathery poofy things on her arms and Nick looked dapper and fresh in a nice suit.   This was the first time in weeks that they were not dressed alike and they still looked great.

Mariah's Tour will kick off New Years Eve in New York City.-Dr.FB

29Dec
2009
1

Ashley Greene Voted One Of The Most Beautiful Of The Decade

Ashley Greene.
Ashley Greene.

Ashley Greene.

She is one of the reasons why men care about the Twilight Saga and we cannot blame them.

Ashley Greene was voted by Interview magazine one of the 20 most beautiful of the decade.   She has 5 movies coming out over the next year, so she will be one of the faces to watch in 2010 as well.-Dr.FB

29Dec
2009
2

All About Olivia

Olivia Wilde.  Photo: © Dana Tynan/Corbis Outline

Olivia Wilde.  Photo: © Dana Tynan/Corbis Outline

Olivia Wilde. Photo: © Dana Tynan/Corbis Outline


Olivia Wilde.  Photo: © Dana Tynan/Corbis Outline

Olivia Wilde. Photo: © Dana Tynan/Corbis Outline

Olivia Wilde. Those are two words that should get you to watch her show "House" on Monday nights.

The 25 year old actress is looking to break out in 2010 and I say, she may be off to a good start in the photo shoot above. 

Those eyes.  That dress.   Those shoes.  Ahem.  Sorry, where was I?  Ahh, yes.  Olivia Wilde.   A face you may want to pay attention to in 2010.-Dr.FB

29Dec
2009
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Just A Question….

Renee Zellweger.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Renee Zellweger.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Renee Zellweger. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Just a question....this one is about Renee Zellweger

If you were dating Bradley Cooper, you know, the stud from "The Hangover," would you have a look like that on your face?

It's just a question...-Dr.FB

29Dec
2009
9

Amy Winehouse Collapses

Amy Winehouse File Photo
Amy Winehouse File Photo

Amy Winehouse File Photo

Amy Winehouse collapsed at her house over the Christmas Holiday.  We are told it is due to exhaustion. 

She was arrested recently for assaulting a theatre owner in London.  She is under the care of a doctor while she recovers. 

We wonder what 2010 has in store for Amy Winehouse.-Dr.FB