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4May
2010
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Kobe Bryant Needs To Stick To Basketball And Give Up Modeling

Kobe Bryant. Photo: L.A. Times Magazine
Kobe Bryant. Photo: L.A. Times Magazine

Kobe Bryant. Photo: L.A. Times Magazine

Kobe. Kobe. Kobe.  What were you thinking?  I can't protect you in this man.  I am just hoping no one blows these shots up poster size during road games in the playoffs. 

Kobe Bryant posed for L.A. Times Magazine for a spread that came out over the weekend and I think the only way these images are getting out of my heads is if Kobe scores 40 points a game for the rest of the playoffs.  That, like these images getting out of my head any time soon, is not going to happen.

What do you think of Kobe's spread?  Stick to basketball or keep modeling?-Dr.FB

Kobe Bryant. Photo: L.A. Times Magazine

Kobe Bryant. Photo: L.A. Times Magazine

Comments (16)
  1. LOVE IT……………………..

  2. Meanwhile the Magic are too busy sweeping the cats and the hawks.

    LETS GO MAGIC !!

  3. he is poorly dressed with photos taken with poor direction. Why is he looking directly into the camera all come hither?

  4. WOW That is not a pretty sight.
    LOOK AWAY I AM HIDEOUS… What was he thinking?

  5. SET UP!!! he got tricked

  6. I heard someone say he looks like a GQ slave…his nose and mouth dont match…yuck.

  7. ^5 Barbara!!!!!!!!

  8. LMBAO! He looks like a straight up BITCH!

  9. He looks ridiculous!

  10. KOBE CAN’T MODEL. HE ALSO NEEDS TO BE SPONSORED BY VASELINE FOR ALL THE TIMES HE LICKS HIS LIPS.

  11. No, that’s not working.

  12. He look like he should be saying, “Girrrrrrrrl is that sparkle lip smackers lip gloss poppin’ or what?”

  13. YUK! He’s no David Beckham, if you ain’t got it – don’t flaunt it matey

  14. I like the first one

  15. Couldn’t agree more, DrF. There’s something just wrong about those pics (and he looks really feminine in them). Stick to bball Kobe!

  16. He looks hideous.


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