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31Aug
2011
2

Video: Lenny Kravitz Performs “Stand” On David Letterman

Lenny Kravitz new album "Black & White America" is now out and LK performed "Stand" on the Late Show With David Letterman.

I dig the funky hand claps and his guitar playing.  I have not had the pleasure of hearing "Black & White America" but you all have hopefully.  If not, please go out n support a real musician.

Check out "Stand" by Lenny Kravitz live on David Letterman.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  We Hear The LK/Jay Z Track Is Awesome

31Aug
2011
1

Snooki Wants To Be Like Kim Kardashian

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was on "Chelsea Lately" talking about drinking vodka, her boyfriend, the Jersey Shore, and her new line of slippers and her upcoming book.  She wants to be like Kim Kardashian.  Does that mean a sex tape of Snooki doing the Nookie coming soon?

Snooki went after "The Situation" and that she would never sleep with him.  As for Kim Kardashian, she feels she is a great entrepreneur, although we are not sure if she knows how to spell entrepreneur.

She is quite an interesting guest.  They even talk about whale sperm. Plus she burps. Ok then. This clip has it all  Check out the clip above.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Still Waiting For Snookie's Cookies....

31Aug
2011
2

Video: Nikka Costa Does “Like A Feather” On A Bus

Man, that horn line on "Like A Feather" by Nikka Costa is still so funky!  That has to be the funkiest tour bus on the road right now.  This version kicks some booty.

She's on a bus baby!

Dang, loving that funky white girls vocals...and you know I am loving the hat too.  Thank you Nikka for funking up our Tuesday's with your box.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Better Acoustics Than A Bathroom....

31Aug
2011
1

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Will Cost $30 Million Dollars For The Rights

Kim Kardashian. Photo: GettyImages.com
Kim Kardashian. Photo: GettyImages.com

Kim Kardashian. Photo: GettyImages.com

Kim Kardashian's sex tape made her famous and now that it is not needed, someone is trying to take the footage off the Internets.  It is going to cost her...I mean someone, $30 million dollars to have it removed.

Vivid Entertainment, the Porn Kings, own the rights to the sex tape and if she, again, I mean if someone wants to purchase it, it will be $30 million.  This is according to TMZ, who spoke to Vivid Entertainment head guy Steve Hirsch.

Hirsch says he has no idea who is trying to buy it, but if it is Kim, Steve says he has nothing but a tremendous amount of respect for her.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  How Much Would It Cost To Remove The Khloe & Kourtney Take (Insert City Here) TV Series?

31Aug
2011
0

Paul Rudd Talks “Our Idiot Brother” And His Manscaping Skills & His Taint

Paul Rudd was on "Chelsea Lately" to discuss "Our Idiot Brother" and somehow someway, it got turned into his manscaping skills. Yup, Chelsea Handler went there. Even talked about tainting. Wowsa.

Chelsea brought up her brother who is the cook for her show n says the movie reminds her of her of her own brother, who she says she is an idiot.

Just visualize Paul Rudd n all his manscaping glory during the interview.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis: At Least He Didn't Wast 10K On Getting It Removed!

31Aug
2011
6

Maya Rudolph Covers Prince’s “Darling Nikki”

Saturday Night Live's Maya Rudolph took the Troubadour stage in Los Angeles over the weekend to cover "Darling Nikki" by the one and only Prince.  Maya got the pipes and she should since her mom is soul legend Minnie Ripperton.

Maya performed the Prince classic that Prince only plays before he goes to rehab.  She wore a trench coat...not sure if she had leg warmers n bikini briefs underneath..but that is another story isn't it?  I like the girl next to her wearing the captain's hat.  Wonder if she is an "International Lover" or something.  (Crickets chirping.)  No?  Never mind.

She even performed the backwards message at the end of the track.

They did not perform the version of it that made Tipper Gore blush, but closer to a tribute version that Rebecca Romijn performed about 10 years ago.

Check it out before it gets pulled faster than Nancy Grace will be off of "Dancing With The Stars" next month.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis: I Knew A Girl Names Maya....

30Aug
2011
5

Justin Bieber Was Racing His Ferrari Before Accident

OG Everlast. Photo: Twitter.com/OGEverlast
OG Everlast. Photo: Twitter.com/OGEverlast

OG Everlast. Photo: Twitter.com/OGEverlast

It appears that Justin Bieber was racing former "House Of Pain" member Everlast down Ventura Boulevard before his accident in Studio City.  We were tipped to Everlast's Tweet.

Everlast Tweeted: I just raced @justinbieber down Ventura in his Ferrari I won but a fedex truck got in his way ... Seemed like a down to earth kid

Everlast pointed out later that he was in an audi.

As we reported earlier, Justin Bieber was involved in a car accident in his Ferrari earlier today.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Guess An Audi Is Faster Than A Ferrari?

30Aug
2011
5

Demi Lovato Defends Herself On Twitter Over Weight Gain

Demi Lovato Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
Demi Lovato Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Demi Lovato Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Demi Lovatto, who has battled an eating disorder, looked stunning at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday. However, she was attacked on twitter, saying that she looked chunky.  That caused Lavato to take to Twitter and act.

The tweet sent to Lovato said "Arms were looking a tad bit chunky."

Lovato sent this tweet but quickly deleted it:

"I've gained weight.  Get over it.  That's what happens when you get out of treatment for an eating disorder."

Lovato deleted that one but sent this one out:

"Guess what, I'm healthy and happy, and if you're hating on my weight you obviously aren't."

Demi Lovato. Photo: GettyImages.com

Demi Lovato. Photo: GettyImages.com

After Demi's tweet, her fans came to her defense and made "Demi Is Stunning" a trending topic on Twitter.  Even our girl Ashley Greene from Twilight defended Demi by saying "Girl...your beautiful" to her.

She went to a treatment center for 3 months for her eating disorder and along with other problems.  See, the 2 sides of Twitter were shown here however.

You have the one side, where a voice that maybe wouldn't be heard is heard and is irrelevant.  Then you have the other, where the star can go directly on Twitter, defend themselves, and let their fans know what's up, without having to do a press release or anything else.

Straight up, I love this girl.  I love the song "Skyscraper"and her strength.  She has been through a lot at a very early age.  A Disney girl who wasn't fitting in.  She looks great.  She is stunning.  She is hot.  Don't make me have to make a Demi version of the "Leave Britney Alone" video because I will.

Go on Demi and do your thing hun.  You are beautiful.  Know that.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Want Demi To Give Us The 2 Piece With A Biscuit Soon

P.S. Follow Demi on Twitter @ddlovato

Follow Ashley Greene On Twitter @AshleyMGreene

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30Aug
2011
16

Breaking: Justin Bieber In Car Crash!

Justin Bieber. Photo: GettyImages.com
Justin Bieber. Photo: GettyImages.com

Justin Bieber. Photo: GettyImages.com

Justin Bieber got into a car crash in Studio City, where he lives, as he crashed his Ferrari into a Honda Accord.

Justin is OK.  We are told the crash and the damage is minor.

The accident happened in an underground garage and not on the road.

We will have more info as it is available.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Hope His Snake Johnson Is OK Too