Drfunkenberry.com
20May
2008
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Mascot Prince with H.C. Coming To L.A. Club

This Just In!

Prince Dressed in yellow & black, (in honor of his new “H.C.” mascot status) has been following the Honey Collective around like a groupie. 

He may attend Goa sometime Tuesday night with a few members of his band.  They have been in town rehearsing for a book release party to be held outdoors at his newly acquired Beverly Hills crib.  (More on that later.)

What’s the allure of the Honey Collective?  Where does one start…

Even tho there is no designated leader of the group, it seems to evolve around core members:  DJ Rashida, Monica, Shelley, DJ Eque and a bevvy of other beautiful female musicians, dancers and poets which include but are not limited to: Bria Valente, Jack of J Davey, (yes, a ferocious female) Esthero, Gabriela the spy, Ruth Arzate, an amazing dancer who goes by 1 letter: V, and Sanaa Hamri, the director.

Now get this: To qualify as one of the members, all women must take a lie detector test to determine the following:

1. That they have to be celibate for at least 3 years.

2.  That they are free from all contracts and agree to remain that way forever.

3. That they have a LOVE for real music and will not rest until the city of Los Angeles is the nucleus of the NEW WORLD ORDER of FUNK!

Sounds like our kinda ladies, tho-not so sure bout that vow of celibacy!

Stay tuned, this is gonna be funky.-Dr.FB

5May
2008
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Prince Of All Trades

Our sources are telling us that Prince has been in L.A. putting the finishing touches on several upcoming projects;

A LIVE CD to be included in his first book entitled 21 Nights A Photo Essay, by Randee St. Nicholas….A DVD of his recent COACHELLA stint is in the works as well as a duet with Bria Valente on her upcoming CD…..Word has it the song will cause pregnancy after one listen. 

 -Dr.FB