Dodgers’ Star Manny Ramirez Fails Drug Test, Fined 7.7 Million Dollars

Manny Ramirez File Photo

Dodgers’ star Manny Ramirez is expected to receive a 50 game suspension for using performance enhancing drugs.  The suspension will be officially announced today and will last until July 3rd.  Manny is blaming the positive drug test on prescribed medication.

He signed a two-year contract, $45 million deal with the Dodgers.  If suspended, it will cost him 7.7 million dollars.

Ramirez is batting .348 with six home runs for the Dodgers, who have the best record in baseball at 21-8.

Pre-meditated plan for MORE media coverage?  Why put yourself out there if you know you are required to drug test.  Comments/Thoughts?



  • ChrisG
    Posted at 15:45h, 07 May

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! The Dodgers will now only average 5 runs per game! Oh man, they’re gonna have to put someone in Left Field that can run AND catch! What is this world coming to?????

    Honestly though, I think the team will continue to roll and when his vacation is over they’ll be comfortably in 1st and Manny will be bringing his own fireworks on the 4th of July.

    I heard on the radio he took female fertility drugs (to help increase his testoserone levels), which according to Jose Conseco are useful for people coming off prolonged steroid use because their bodies can no longer produce it on their own. Is anyone shocked? Not me.


  • grrrv1
    Posted at 15:32h, 07 May

    Thank god, this guy’s a fraud. Quits on his team etc. so forth. Plus it’s a big hit to the dodgers. This just proves how dumb he is. A prescribed drug he didn’t know was illegal? Hilarious

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