20094
Will Someone Please Give Victoria Beckham A Cheeseburger?
Victoria Beckham Back In L.A. Photo:FlynetOnline.com
No wonder the rest of the Spice Girls met up without Victoria Beckham last week. Although all of them look healthy, they would feel fat compared to Victoria Beckham. The chick looked very skinny arriving at LAX in L.A. over the weekend.
Listen, I know that Victoria has looked like this for like 10 years but come on now! It just freaks me out is all. I am always worried I am going to wake up and we are going to hear that David Beckham crushed her while getting it on. From implants being taken in and taken out, which technically is safe, but to keep replacing them because you get them too big in the first place is not the smartest thing.
Victoria, get one shot of you with an In n Out burger and I will leave you alone. Well, for a little bit at least. Doctor's honor.-Dr.FB
20091
Lindsay Lohan Terrorizes New York
Lindsay Lohan Hits New York. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com
In honor of 9/11, Lindsay Slowhands Lohan is in New York to make sure you never forget terror.
I kid I kid. But home-girl looked like she was constipated as hell while shopping in Soho yesterday. Her orange skin is def out of place in the NYC for sure.
We can only imagine she is there for the MTV Awards to announce somebody or something. Hope she wears a revealing dress and eats a couple of cheeseburgers before then.-Dr.FB
20090
Christian Bale? More Like Christian Frail
Christian Bale Needs A Cheeseburger Cheeseburger Cheeseburger. Photo: Famepictures.com
Christian Frail (Perez, don't jack this one as well cabbage head) I mean Christian Bail was on the set of his latest movie looking skinnier than he did last week. Someone go to Burger King and get him a few Whopper Jr.s for 99 cents!
You have to say this is part of the role or else why would they let him continue looking so unhealthy? Right? If not, someone better step in. I heard about his dedication to roles and hoping this is all it is but wow, he really is Christian Frail right now.-Dr.FB
20090
Lindsay Lohan In Need Of A Cheeseburger
Lindsay Lohan. Photo: FamePictures.com
Forget the snapple, can someone hand Lindsay Slowhands Lohan a cheeseburger or 3? Look at those legs! Yikes!-Dr.FB
