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30Apr
2013
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Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Celebrate 5 Years Of Marriage By Renewing Wedding Vows At Disneyland!

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Photo: GettyImages.com

We just got a tip from a Funkenberry reader that Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon, with their twins in tow, are celebrating their 5th Wedding Anniversary at Disneyland are renewing their vows!

We can confirm that is indeed what is happening right now at Disneyland. They are also celebrating their twins birthday. The twins were born on April 30th, 2011 on Mariah and Nick's 3rd wedding anniversary.

We want to wish a happy anniversary to Mariah & Nick and a happy birthday to the twins as well!-DocFB

Diagnosis: We Belong Together....

24Apr
2013
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Katy Perry Insults Russell Brand & Talks Divorce; “He Is A Very Tiny Elephant”

Katy Perry & Russell Brand Attend Galliano Fashion Show. Photo: APimages.com/Thibault Camus

Katy Perry is finally opening up about Russell Brand and her divorce from the comedian....and it is not nice!

While at the ASCAP "I Create Music" expo, she was asked about Brand.

"It's a very tiny elephant... It's like a little tchotchke now," The Big D- you can say it!"

Tchotchke definition: a small bauble or miscellaneous item. Depending on context, the term has a connotation of worthlessness or disposability as well as tackiness

Ouch! Well, Brand has been talking about Katy for a while now, even mentioning certain body parts of Katy and making fun of the marriage. Sigh.-DocFB

Diagnosis: Once Soul-mates....now...not even friends....

23Apr
2013
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Ciara Copies Janet Jackson On New Single Cover For “Body Party”

Ciara Body Party Cover

Here is the new cover to Ciara's new single "Body Party".

Janet Jackson "All For You" Cover

Here is the cover to Janet Jackson's "All For You" single cover.

Any questions?-DocFB

Diagnosis: Still hot....

14Mar
2013
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Selena Gomez Releases New Single “Rule The World” Takes A Shot At Ex Bieber?

Selena Gomez Is The Cute Sister We Never Had.  Wenn.com

Selena Gomez has released her new song "Rule The World" and it is not about her ex Justin Bieber. Or maybe it is.

“Our love was made to rule the world. You came and broke the perfect girl. Forget you ever knew my name.”

Hmm. A shot at Justin or not?-DocFB

Diagnosis: Cuing the comments for people to say "Who Cares?" but yet care enough to comment.

25Feb
2013
2

Janet Jackson Married In Secret Wedding Again!

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Janet Jackson has just revealed that she is married to Wissam Al Mana and that the wedding took place last year!!!!

Janet just posted this to her official site in the past hour:

"The rumours regarding an extravagant wedding are simply not true. Last year we were married in a quiet, private, and beautiful ceremony. Our wedding gifts to one another were contributions to our respective favourite children’s charities. We would appreciate that our privacy is respected and that we are allowed this time for celebration and joy. With love, Wissam and Janet"

Wow. She got married. Again. In secret. Crazy and so hard to do as a celebrity.-DocFB

Diagnosis: Congrats W & J

15Feb
2013
0

Katy Perry & John Mayer: Valentine’s Couple

Katy Perry & John Mayer Photo :AKM-GSI

Katy Perry & John Mayer spend Valentine's together and the couple looked very happy.

They look good together. Don't mess this one up John.-DocFB

Katy Perry & John Mayer Photo: AKM-GSI

Diagnosis: John's "Heartbreak Warfare" appears to be over...

9Jan
2013
2

Country Star Still Attacking Chris Brown; “He Beat A Girl. Not Cool”

Miranda Lambert  Photo: Giles Bensimon for REDBOOK

Country Music Superstar Miranda Lambert took offense almost a year ago when Chris Brown performed on the Grammys. She battled Brown on Twitter voicing her opinion of the r&b singer. A year later, she is still salty about what he did to Rihanna.

In a new interview with Glamour, Lambert opens up on why she is still mad at Chris Brown and she did not mince words.

For what Miranda said about Chris Brown beating Rihanna, click on the continue reading button below.....