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16Feb
2014
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Chokehold: Adam Lambert Named Most Eligible Bachelor By Out Magazine!

DrFunkenberry & Adam Lambert

The Most Eligible Bachelor Of 2014 according to Out Magazine is Adam Lambert. The singer might be single for now but who knows how long?

I remember a girl seeing a photo of me and Adam together (like the one above) and she was wanting to get with him. Sorry honey, he doesn't play for your team.-DocFB

Diagnosis: Adam already has the MAJOR LOVE of his Glamberts. Big time!

25Sep
2013
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Reunited!?! Madonna & Sean Penn!

Madonna & Sean Penn Photo: GettyImages.com

Sean Penn came out to support Madonna last night in New York City for her Secret Project Revolution film.

The gossip sites this morning are reporting that Sean was all about Madonna last night and she felt the same.  Ho hum.

Madonna has always said that Sean was the "Love Of Her Life" even after "Shanghai Surprise" so we don't doubt she still has feelings for him.

It is nice that a couple who was once married can be civil with one another years later and support each other.-DocFB

Diagnosis:  Wonder how many sites quoted old Madonna lyrics in their story.  Screw that.  We will just give you "Borderline" to jam to instead!

30Apr
2013
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Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Celebrate 5 Years Of Marriage By Renewing Wedding Vows At Disneyland!

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Photo: GettyImages.com

We just got a tip from a Funkenberry reader that Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon, with their twins in tow, are celebrating their 5th Wedding Anniversary at Disneyland are renewing their vows!

We can confirm that is indeed what is happening right now at Disneyland. They are also celebrating their twins birthday. The twins were born on April 30th, 2011 on Mariah and Nick's 3rd wedding anniversary.

We want to wish a happy anniversary to Mariah & Nick and a happy birthday to the twins as well!-DocFB

Diagnosis: We Belong Together....

24Apr
2013
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Katy Perry Insults Russell Brand & Talks Divorce; “He Is A Very Tiny Elephant”

Katy Perry & Russell Brand Attend Galliano Fashion Show. Photo: APimages.com/Thibault Camus

Katy Perry is finally opening up about Russell Brand and her divorce from the comedian....and it is not nice!

While at the ASCAP "I Create Music" expo, she was asked about Brand.

"It's a very tiny elephant... It's like a little tchotchke now," The Big D- you can say it!"

Tchotchke definition: a small bauble or miscellaneous item. Depending on context, the term has a connotation of worthlessness or disposability as well as tackiness

Ouch! Well, Brand has been talking about Katy for a while now, even mentioning certain body parts of Katy and making fun of the marriage. Sigh.-DocFB

Diagnosis: Once Soul-mates....now...not even friends....

23Apr
2013
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Ciara Copies Janet Jackson On New Single Cover For “Body Party”

Ciara Body Party Cover

Here is the new cover to Ciara's new single "Body Party".

Janet Jackson "All For You" Cover

Here is the cover to Janet Jackson's "All For You" single cover.

Any questions?-DocFB

Diagnosis: Still hot....

14Mar
2013
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Selena Gomez Releases New Single “Rule The World” Takes A Shot At Ex Bieber?

Selena Gomez Is The Cute Sister We Never Had.  Wenn.com

Selena Gomez has released her new song "Rule The World" and it is not about her ex Justin Bieber. Or maybe it is.

“Our love was made to rule the world. You came and broke the perfect girl. Forget you ever knew my name.”

Hmm. A shot at Justin or not?-DocFB

Diagnosis: Cuing the comments for people to say "Who Cares?" but yet care enough to comment.

25Feb
2013
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Janet Jackson Married In Secret Wedding Again!

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Janet Jackson has just revealed that she is married to Wissam Al Mana and that the wedding took place last year!!!!

Janet just posted this to her official site in the past hour:

"The rumours regarding an extravagant wedding are simply not true. Last year we were married in a quiet, private, and beautiful ceremony. Our wedding gifts to one another were contributions to our respective favourite children’s charities. We would appreciate that our privacy is respected and that we are allowed this time for celebration and joy. With love, Wissam and Janet"

Wow. She got married. Again. In secret. Crazy and so hard to do as a celebrity.-DocFB

Diagnosis: Congrats W & J

9Jan
2013
2

Country Star Still Attacking Chris Brown; “He Beat A Girl. Not Cool”

Miranda Lambert  Photo: Giles Bensimon for REDBOOK

Country Music Superstar Miranda Lambert took offense almost a year ago when Chris Brown performed on the Grammys. She battled Brown on Twitter voicing her opinion of the r&b singer. A year later, she is still salty about what he did to Rihanna.

In a new interview with Glamour, Lambert opens up on why she is still mad at Chris Brown and she did not mince words.

For what Miranda said about Chris Brown beating Rihanna, click on the continue reading button below.....

26Oct
2012
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hook Up At Secret PRINCE Show!

For those wondering if Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are back together, I can tell you, after seeing it with my own eyes, they most definitely are!

RPatz and Kstew were being VERY lovey dovey and affectionate towards each other during Prince's set. With Prince having the Sayers Club confiscate cellphones and camera's before anyone gained entry, it afforded the couple to be with each other without being photographed being sweet on each other once again.

The Twilight stars stayed for Prince's entire set. You would figure they would bail early to escape the madness waiting for them outside but they didn't. After his set, they walked out with Kristen clutching on to Robert's Hand while they exited the back way.

Other celebrities in attendance for the Prince show at The Sayers Club were Jenny McCarthy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Jeremy Piven.

Thanks to Chris for heads up on guest list.-DocFB

Diagnosis: Who wouldn't hook up at a Prince concert?