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11Sep
2009
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Lindsay Lohan Terrorizes New York

Lindsay Lohan Hits New York. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Lindsay Lohan Hits New York. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

In honor of 9/11, Lindsay Slowhands Lohan is in New York to make sure you never forget terror.

I kid I kid. But home-girl looked like she was constipated as hell while shopping in Soho yesterday. Her orange skin is def out of place in the NYC for sure.

We can only imagine she is there for the MTV Awards to announce somebody or something. Hope she wears a revealing dress and eats a couple of cheeseburgers before then.-Dr.FB