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14Jul
2010
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Marissa Miller Heats Summer Up

Marissa Miller. Photo: FHM UK
Marissa Miller. Photo: FHM UK

Marissa Miller. Photo: FHM UK

Marissa Miller. Photo: FHM UK

Marissa Miller. Photo: FHM UK

Marissa Miller has heated things up for Victoria's Secret and is now doing so for our friends in the UK.

Miller is featured in the August issue of FHM UK and also, she is the international winner of FHM's 100 Sexiest Poll.

How did Marissa know I love it when girls wear that while doing dishes?  Yea, like that's gonna happen anytime soon.  You know she doesn't even know how to load a dishwasher let alone do the dishes. 

Fantasy versus reality people.  Fantasy.  Reality.-Dr.FB

18Jun
2009
5

Is Katie Price Returning As Jordan?

Katie Price Is Jordan.  Photo: Flynetonline.com
Katie Price Is Jordan.  Photo: Flynetonline.com

Katie Price Is Jordan. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Before Katie Price was married to what's his name, she was Jordan, one of the hottest british imports of all time.

She graced the covers of FHM, Maxim and many other magazines with her huge fake breasts and was making waves over here....til she decided to go by Katie Price instead of Jordan.  I always read FHM UK and Maxim UK because music and fashion wise, they were always a year ahead of us Americans.

Unfortunately, she is not using the name Jordan anymore still and thankfully has had her breasts reduced from that monumental size they used to be.  Also, shocker here (NOT!) that her soon to be ex-husband Peter Andre is taking the divorce harder than he thought he would. Well, HELLO dude, you are Peter Andre, someone who used to be a lucky rich schmuck and now are just a schmuck who has money.

Katie was taking photos in lovely Spain yesterday and we hope you enjoy the pics.  Somewhere, right now, Peter Andre is crying.-Dr.FB

Katie Price Is Jordan  Photo: Flynetonline.com

Katie Price Is Jordan Photo: Flynetonline.com