Drfunkenberry.com
11Sep
2009
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David Beckham Pulls A Fast One

David Beckham At Airport. Photo: FlynetOnline.com
David Beckham At Airport. Photo: FlynetOnline.com

David Beckham At Airport. Photo: FlynetOnline.com

Did David Beckham pull a fast one while at London's Heathrow Airport? I think he did.

It looks to me like David pulled the whole I am talking on the phone so the people taking my picture can't ask me question like what it's like to be so freaking hot. (Now, repeat what I said in a British accent either in your head or out loud.) You can see him saying that can't you?)

Her still gives a look like he just saw some hot girl across the terminal and gave her the "If you meet me by the loo in 5 minutes, I will give you the best 7 minutes of you life. Why? Because I'm Beckham witch!"

Now for all those women who say they hate it when men wear baggy pants, look at Beckham's jeans hanging below his kicks. You aren't hating on that are you?

My jeans hang that low too but only because I have no ass to support it. Seriously, I feel sorry for any girl who turns around to get a look at my butt. There is nothing there for them to look at. Why are you still reading this? Go and look at David again. It's OK. I know. I know. It's Beckham witch!-Dr.FB