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30Dec
2008
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Tom Brady & Tony Romo Update

One Has 3 Super Bowl Rings & The Other Has Jessica Simpson.  Photo: CBSSports.com
One Has 3 Super Bowl Rings & The Other Has Jessica Simpson.  Photo: CBSSports.com

One Has 3 Super Bowl Rings & The Other Has Jessica Simpson. Photo: CBSSports.com

Both of these reports are coming from TMZ and since they are getting defensive information, I feel it is worth reporting.

First, they reported the story about Tom's knee yesterday earlier this morning, then they got an update advising that Tom is not going to miss the 2009 schedule and actually is ahead of schedule on his recovery. They are saying this story may be a ploy to get Matt Cassell (Tom's replacement during the injury) more money.  Indirectly, they called Peter King a BS'er.  I know in the past Peter King has been Mr. reliable but sometimes, even the greats get it wrong.  Matt Cassell is most likely going to be tagged by the Patriots as a franchise player, which means the league will set his value, not his agent or the NFL.  Well, we will find out soon enough.

2nd, a kind of gross update on Tony Romo.  It seems that he had some loosw cartilage that Jessica Simpson has now put back in twice for Tony since he fell in the shower after Sunday's game.  Sigh.  If only the Cowboys were able to be put back in place so easily.-Dr.FB

16Sep
2008
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An Old-Fashioned Sling-Shooting In Dallas

Donna McWilliam
Donna McWilliam

Tony Did This To Jessica Later. AP Photo: Donna McWilliam

First the Eagles were up.  Then the Cowboys.  Then The Eagles.  Then The Cowboys...get the drift?

Tony Romo, overcoming a few mistakes early that put the Cowboys behind by 9, was able to bring Dallas from behind to defeat the Philadelphia Eagles 41-37 in what will be the most talked about game...well of this weekend. 

Yes, more talked about the New York Bretts getting the beatdown by the Matt Cassell led New England Patriots.  More taked about then that old fashioned butt-whooping the Giants put on the hapless Rams.  Even more talked about than that botched call in Denver that went against San Diego.

Make no mistake about it, Philly is a great team and losing in the regular season to the Cowboys means nothing.  Just ask Eli Manning.

From commentators stating how Romo is looking like Brady (without them 3 rings mind you) and how T.O. is the most dominant reciever in the NFL.  I am sure Randy Moss would disagree but with Brady on the bench, Moss and Brady have hooked up 23 times.  T.O. and Jessica's man, 28 times. 

You better see the highlights before you head anywhere today because people are def gonna be talking about this one....at least until next Sunday.  Then it will be the Favre'less Packers taking on the Cowboys.  One thing's for certain, unlike in this game, New England will be 3-0 after next week. 

You just can't bet against the boys in the 818. -Dr.FB