Gotta love John Mayer. He took to Twitter to deny a reports of him hooking up with Kristin Cavallari (he even spelled her name wrong but if he was hitting it, all he had to do was moan her name, not spell it) for the past 2 years. What did he tweet?
"Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis."
"I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together."
"My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli."
"I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James."
Quick with his wit and I wouldn't want to admit I hooked up with a reality star either. A Kardashian is an exception to the rule though.-Dr.FB
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