Gerard Depardieu can be a real pisser....if you do not get out of the famous French actor's way when he has to go.
Gerard was on a flight from Air France when he had to take a leak...badly. He told the flight attendant he had to go but she advised him to wait 15 minutes as the plane had to go back to the terminal. The flight was already delayed two hours and now had to go back and Depardieu advised, he has to go now. Not 15 minutes. Not 5. But now!
The person sitting next to him who only wants to be known as "Danielle" advised that Gerard said "I need to piss. I need to piss." Piss is what he did as he stood up right then and there in his seat and gave a golden shower to the Air France carpet.
Let me say this; as a diabetic, when I have to pee, I have to pee. Not 15 minutes. but NOW! So I totally feel for Gerard. It may not have been the best way to handle it but if he had to go, he had to go.
Perhaps next time there is flight trouble, Air France or whatever air line, will let passengers first use the bathroom before returning to the gates.
What do you think of this "Golden" situation?-Dr.FB
Diagnosis: Forrest Gump Quote: "I've Got To Pee"