Or, should I say, freund him. Sacha's latest alter ego, "Bruno" has a "MeinSpace" page to promote his up-coming mockumentary Bruno.
Here is an excerpt from the "Abaus Mich" section of his page:
Vassup! Vilkomen zum das Meinspace page von Bruno! Bruno don't like talking abaus meinself--you probably already know zat from reading my autobiography--but vassever, here's a few things abaus me...
...Firstly, ich should tell you zat I'm in a serious relationship at ze moment und I'm completely faithful--apart, of course from blaujoben. Ich am looking to have one guyfriend of every single skin tone zere is...
...Currently, ich need a guy whos e skin colour is between butterscotch und camel.
In Bruno, which opens in theatres July 10, we get to delve into the life of a fabulously flamboyant Austrian model, and follow him along as, among other things, he crashes a Milan fashion show and a "Yes on Prop. 8" rally. Vassever.