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24Jul
2009
3

Bruno Targets Salma Hayek: NO NO NO!

Bruno File Photo
Bruno File Photo

Bruno File Photo

Bruno’s at it again. This time the Austrian fashionista targets the voluptuous Ms. Salma Hayek. While going to the spa for a quick wax job he makes a few jokes at the expense of Ms. Hayek. Bruno says his first choice spa was the place where the sultry Mexicana “gets her hairy ass done.” He then makes a joke about the spa workers making a coat of her discarded body hair.

WTF?

Sacha Baron Cohen’s latest movie and HUGE $$ maker BOMB?, Bruno, had been riddled with controversy, from lawsuits to talk of Cohen being homophobic and making fun of gay people. Some loved the movie, while other's found it very offensive and couldn't stomach ever watching it again.

Sacha shouldn't fu** with Salma, I have a feeling she would cut his ba**s off and hand them to him with the sexiest most erotic smile on her face! Watch out Bruno!

Hayek Wireimage

Hayek Wireimage

Salma Hayek File Photo

Salma Hayek File Photo

20Jul
2009
0

Harry Potter Brings In $160 Million In First 5 Days

Harry Potter Promotional Movie Poster.  Photo:  WarnerBros
Harry Potter Promotional Movie Poster.  Photo:  WarnerBros

Harry Potter Promotional Movie Poster. Photo: WarnerBros

Harry Potter pulled down Bruno's pants and gave him a spanking at the box office. Bringing in just under $80 million it's opening weekend and $160 million in it's first 5 days.

How did Bruno do?  Just a little over $8 million to place at number 4 and a huge drop off from opening weekend, over a 70 percent drop.  Potter has brought in $237 million overseas so far.

The movie has been very well reviewed and has already made 20 million than the last Potter movie over it's last opening weekend.

Anyone see it?  Thoughts?

13Jul
2009
2

Bruno Penetrates The Box Office Top Spot

Sacha Baron Cohen "Bruno" GQ Magazine
Sacha Baron Cohen "Bruno" GQ Magazine

Sacha Baron Cohen "Bruno" GQ Magazine

Bruno took the top spot at the box office, pulling in just over $30 million.  He ended up on top of Ice Age 2 and Transformers 2.

Sacha Baron Cohen's movie made over $14 Million on Friday and declined Saturday and Sunday.  In fact, it only beat Ice Age 2 by $2 million.  It does not look likely right now that Bruno will match Borat's $100+ million at the box office.

My highlight of seeing the movie? Seeing the guy from Sixteen Candles who says "What's Happening, Hot Stuff" make his way by me while I was in line.-Dr.FB

12Jul
2009
3

I Saw Bruno Today And…..

Bruno Landing Strip Getty Image
Bruno Landing Strip Getty Image

Bruno Landing Strip Getty Image

I want my $12.00 back.  I like funny...not shocking to be funny.  First two minutes, my mouth dropped.  Downhill from there except for a few moments.

Woulda rather seen Borat 2.-Dr.FB

10Jul
2009
2

Bruno Opens This Weekend? Will You See It?

Bruno Opens This Weekend.  File Photo
Bruno Opens This Weekend.  File Photo

Bruno Opens This Weekend. File Photo

Sacha Baron Cohen's 1st movie since "Borat" opens this weekend entitled Bruno. It appears it may not be as funny as Borat was but still worth seeing.

The question is, will you be seeing it this weekend?

Will You See Sacha Baron Cohen As Bruno?

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Happy voting and stay cool this weekend.-Dr.FB

1Jul
2009
3

Bruno Gets Into Hot Water With High School Football Team

Sacha Baron Cohen As Bruno With High School Football Team.  Photo: GQ Magazine
Sacha Baron Cohen As Bruno With High School Football Team.  Photo: GQ Magazine

Sacha Baron Cohen As Bruno With High School Football Team. Photo: GQ Magazine

The Los Angeles Unified School District is peeved at Sacha Baron Cohen's "Bruno" character for shots it took with Birmingham High School Football team.  A whole lot of tackling was going on.

The coach of the team and the principal of the school are in hot water with the L.A.U.S.D. where a lead official said this: "I don't believe that there is a place on any high school in America, including Los Angeles, for photos such as these."

He says those that think it is an overreaction don't have kids on campus.  Well, I don't have kids on campus and I do think it is an overreaction. These were not scandalous photos.  They were printed in a magazine and I am sure the kids had no problem posing for photos with the guy who played "Borat". 

It could effect a promotion for the school which goes to vote today.  Get over it and concentrate on academics instead jackass.-Dr.FB

26Jun
2009
6

After Michael Jackson’s Death, Bruno Film Gets Edited

Sacha Baron Cohen As Bruno @ MTV Awards.  Photo: Gettyimages.com
Sacha Baron Cohen As Bruno @ MTV Awards.  Photo: Gettyimages.com

Sacha Baron Cohen As Bruno @ MTV Awards. Photo: Gettyimages.com

Just a few short hours before Bruno's Los Angeles Premiere, there was a last minute edit to the film. A part of Latoya Jackson in the movie was taken out.

The filmmakers felt a scene with Latoya Jackson being made fun of is now inappropriate. Fox News is reporting the scene will be cut out of the film permanently now.-Dr.FB