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8Jul
2010
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Lindsay Lohan Tweets She Is A Victim. Um…Yea

Lindsay Lohan. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Lindsay Lohan. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Lindsay Lohan. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Lindsay Lohan twittered her heart out saying she is the victim of cruel and unusual punishment.  Lameness.  You write " F You" on your fingernail while in court, you get what you deserve dumb ass.

Here is some of her complaints.  Waaaaa!:

It is clearly stated in Article 5 of the U.N. Universal Declaration of Human Rights that….

"No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment."

this was taken from an article by Erik Luna.. "November 1 marked the 15th anniversary of the U.S. Sentencing Guidelines. But there were no about

celebrations, parades, or other festivities in honor of this punishment scheme created by Congress and the U.S. Sentencing Commission…."

Instead, the day passed like most others during the last 15 years: Scores of federal defendants sentenced under a constitutionally perverted system that saps moral judgment through its mechanical rules."

Girl had more second chances than Kathy Griffen has had surgeries.  Shakes head.  Woman up Linday!-Dr.FB

Comments (2)
  1. When she bites it, I will not shed a tear. In fact, when she and that dits**t Perez (mario) Hilton kick the bucket, I’m throwing a party. What a waste of space, air and newspaper ink! I tend to agree with Prince: With mess like this all over it, the internet should die a slow, painful death. (I love you, Dr. Funkenberry!)

  2. There is no way on this planet she actually typed that. Most of her tweets have horrible spelling and ramble on. Someone clearly pasted this for her.

    She is tampering with her SCRAM device, taking opiates while on probation and didn’t follow one simple rule, ATTEND ONE ALCOHOL EDUCTION CLASS PER WEEK. If you are a celebrity with a high powered lawyer and you cannot follow that one simple direction, you have no one to blame but yourself.

    Now go to jail for your 3 days and STFU.


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