Drfunkenberry.com
3Jan
2012
1

Jessica Alba Gives Us The 2 Piece….With A Biscuit

Jessica Alba. Photo: FameFlynet.com
Jessica Alba. Photo: FameFlynet.com

Jessica Alba. Photo: FameFlynet.com

It's a new year and we are kicking off 2012 with pour first "2 Piece With A Biscuit" post and it features Jessica Alba.

Jessica is the proud mother of 2. yes 2, beautiful and wonderful children and she still has a smoking body!

Jessica was spotted in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico looking very pretty in pink.  Her husband Cash Warren was there, but we thought we would just focus on Jessica.

Jessica Alba. Photo: FameFlynet.com

Jessica Alba. Photo: FameFlynet.com

Although she just gave birth to her 2nd child four months ago, Jessica shows no signs of doing so.

She recently shared this piece of info for expecting mothers;

"I did prenatal yoga up until the very end. I just made healthier choices. I started working out and not going too crazy, but I did what was safe and what the doctor approved."

Ahem.  This doctor more than approves.  Enjoy!-DocFB

Diagnosis:  Please Note:  I play a doctor on the Internet only.  Stop asking me to take a look at things while at the club.

30Aug
2011
5

Demi Lovato Defends Herself On Twitter Over Weight Gain

Demi Lovato Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
Demi Lovato Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Demi Lovato Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Demi Lovatto, who has battled an eating disorder, looked stunning at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday. However, she was attacked on twitter, saying that she looked chunky.  That caused Lavato to take to Twitter and act.

The tweet sent to Lovato said "Arms were looking a tad bit chunky."

Lovato sent this tweet but quickly deleted it:

"I've gained weight.  Get over it.  That's what happens when you get out of treatment for an eating disorder."

Lovato deleted that one but sent this one out:

"Guess what, I'm healthy and happy, and if you're hating on my weight you obviously aren't."

Demi Lovato. Photo: GettyImages.com

Demi Lovato. Photo: GettyImages.com

After Demi's tweet, her fans came to her defense and made "Demi Is Stunning" a trending topic on Twitter.  Even our girl Ashley Greene from Twilight defended Demi by saying "Girl...your beautiful" to her.

She went to a treatment center for 3 months for her eating disorder and along with other problems.  See, the 2 sides of Twitter were shown here however.

You have the one side, where a voice that maybe wouldn't be heard is heard and is irrelevant.  Then you have the other, where the star can go directly on Twitter, defend themselves, and let their fans know what's up, without having to do a press release or anything else.

Straight up, I love this girl.  I love the song "Skyscraper"and her strength.  She has been through a lot at a very early age.  A Disney girl who wasn't fitting in.  She looks great.  She is stunning.  She is hot.  Don't make me have to make a Demi version of the "Leave Britney Alone" video because I will.

Go on Demi and do your thing hun.  You are beautiful.  Know that.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Want Demi To Give Us The 2 Piece With A Biscuit Soon

P.S. Follow Demi on Twitter @ddlovato

Follow Ashley Greene On Twitter @AshleyMGreene

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28Aug
2011
5

LeAnn Rimes Gives Us A “2 Piece With A Biscuit” For Her Born Day

LeAnn Rimes. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
LeAnn Rimes. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

LeAnn Rimes. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

LeAnn Rimes. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

LeAnn Rimes. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

LeAnn Rimes was in Malibu, California Saturday celebrating her birthday with her main man Eddie Cibrian.  No pictures of Eddie needed when LeAnn is giving us a "2 Piece With A Biscuit" and I am sure you would agree.

The Country Music star turns 29 this weekend and celebrated it as well the night before with friends out in L.A.

Check out LeAnn giving us the "2 Piece With A Biscuit" and also check out the shout out (shameless plug) that Stuart Scott gave us on SportsCenter as well!-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Did Patsy Cline Look Like This?

17Aug
2011
2

DrFunkenberry Mentioned On ESPN’s Sportscenter!

OK, we are pretty stoked about this.  Stuart Scott mentioned DrFunkenberry on ESPN's Sportscenter during highlights of The Jets/Texans preseason football game.

He quotes our "2 piece with a biscuit" line and credits us.  Love it!

Check it out above! Thanks to JDecorte for providing the video!-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Can't Be Ignored!

15Jul
2011
6

Kelly Brook Gives Us The “2 Piece With A Biscuit”

Kelly Brook Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
Kelly Brook Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Kelly Brook Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Kelly Brook heated up the beach of Ischia in Italy today rocking her smoking body in a turquoise bikini.  Yes, I am looking at her like a "2 piece with a biscuit" big time. 

She is in town for the Ischia Global Film & Music Festival and she brought her agent Justin Deanda not her boyfriend Thom Evans.  Hmm.  (Doc leaves computer, starts packing for Ischia.  Boxer briefs.  Check.  Armani suits.  Check.  7 pairs of dress socks.  Check.  1 Bathing suit.  Check.  4 ties.  Check.  Passport?  Still don't have 1.  Sigh.  Unpacks.  Goes back to computer.)

Well, I guess all I can do is enjoy the photos with Kelly Brook with you.  Chris!  Put your pants back on!  Jeez!-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  All That...And A Bag Of Chips!

Kelly Brook Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Kelly Brook Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com