Sandra Bullock & Jesse James. Photo: (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage

So it appears Jesse James has deleted his Twitter account while rumors of him cheating on Sandra Bullock with a hood rat named Michelle McGee are breaking everywhere.

Why delete his Twitter account if he wasn’t cheating?  That would be the perfect forum to say it’s not true.  It also seems he would have conversations with Michelle through Twitter and, interestingly enough, Michelle twittered after Sandra Bullock won the Oscar that she is not getting enough sex lately.  Hmm.

Bottom line; If Jesse kept his twitter to himself, he may not be in this situation.-Dr.FB

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DrFunkenberry.com has learned that Sandra Bullock left the Southern California home she shares with Jesse James on Monday afternoon, most likely getting word of the affair breaking to Intouch magazine and to Jesse James most likely admitting to the 11 month affair with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee.

As of right now, where Sandra is at is unknown.  I just want to say stay strong.  I have nothing but Love for you and we support you.  If her people are reading this, please get in contact if there is any message you want to share or clear up. 

Team Sandra!-Dr.FB

Update:  People.com is reporting the same thing that we have learned of Sandra Bullock has left the home she shares with Jesse James.  They confirm that she left the house on Monday.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Michelle “Bombshell” Mcgee was just another tattoo model until this morning.  It is being reported by Intouch magazine that this WHORE hoodrat has been sleeping with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James and had an affair with him that lasted 11 months while Sandra was filming “The Blind Side”, the movie she recently won an Oscar for.

She claims that they had sex 3 times a day and would get it on in his garage.

 “I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man. He gave me the impression they were separated.”

This story has caught fire as Sandra Bullock pulled out of “The Blind Side” UK premiere late this morning.  The reason given was unforeseen circumstances and the entire premiere has now been cancelled. 

Sandra released this statement regarding her pulling out of the premiere;

“Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support  “The Blind Side” has been deemed impossible at this time. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film.”

No statement from Sandra Bullock or Jesse James has been released.  If this is true, and it is looking likely it is, Jesse is a complete major douche!!!!-Dr.FB

Holly Sampson.

Holly Sampson, an adult film star, is now saying that she has hooked up with Tiger Woods.  I am starting to think he wanted 18 other holes other than his wife so he could get a hole hoe in each one.

This is now the 7th woman to come forward to claim to have sexual relations with Tiger Woods.  All of this is going on as rumors are swirling that Tiger is going to go on Oprah to tell all.  I highly doubt it right now.

Tiger has wanted to remain private about the situation and even if he wanted to come clean about his affairs, he would have to out his wife for using the 9 iron for whupping him, and not for trying to break the windows to save him. 

Everyone wants to interview Tiger but with his endorsement deals still intact, why will he?  His image has taken a hit and he will be the butt of late night talk shows for some time to come, but putting his wife out there for his indiscretions is not something I can see him do.

Do you think Tiger will go on Oprah?  Do you think he should?-Dr.FB

Rachel Uchitel. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Rachel Uchitel, the woman who the National Enquirer said hooked up with Tiger Woods and she denied it and even threatened to sue the rag, is now saying it is all true.

She did hook up with Tiger and was texting him when his wife grabbed his phone and called her and they had it out on the phone before Erin turned her attention to her husband and his indiscretion.

She will have a press conference with Gloria Alred later this morning.-Dr.FB

UPDATE: Gloria Alred has cancelled the press conference due to unforseen circumstances. Yea, her client was lying! That was unforseen.

Tiger Woods. File Photo

Tiger Woods released a statement today sayign it was just a car accident and everything else is rumor and he is asking for privacy for him and his family.  I have one thing to say; If it is just rumor, why won’t he talk with the police?

Here is the statement made; 

“As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I’m pretty sore.

This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again.

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.”

I am all for privacy but sometimes as a public figure in situations where domestic violence may have happened, and you are not talking with police, you are most likely NOT going to get it.-Dr.FB

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods refuses to talk to police in Florida over his wounds which he says were from a car accident but appear to be from when his wife Tiger Elin Nordegren attacked him. 

Here is what we know;

Tiger & Elin got into a fight early Friday morning and Tiger was trying to leave the scene in his Escalade, Elin chased after him with a 9 iron or a golf club.  Tiger did not know that Elin was chasing her and when she started hitting his Escalade, he became distracted and hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. 

Tiger was driving at a speed of less than 35 MPH, so his airbags did not deploy.  A neighbor called 911, which we cannot confirm, but the 911 call will be released tomorrow.  Tiger appeared disoriented after the fight and accident but is actually blaming it on some pain-killers he has been taking. 

The fight started over rumors that Tiger Woods is having an affair with a woman named Rachel Uchitel. The National Enquirer printed that story this week.  Rachel has since hired big time lawyer Gloria Alred to sue the National Enquirer and says that she never had an affair with Tiger Woods.  Rachel has been linked to married and unmarried stars in the past.  Her story so far has a lot more holes than a golf course for sure.

Tiger has been able to avoid police questioning twice because he does not want his wife to get arrested for domestic abuse, and also for them not to see his wounds because they will see it is not really from an accident.

We wonder how much of a shot this has taken to Tiger’s squeaky clean image.-Dr.FB