Christian Bale Needs A Cheeseburger Cheeseburger Cheeseburger. Photo: Famepictures.com

Christian Frail (Perez, don’t jack this one as well cabbage head) I mean Christian Bail was on the set of his latest movie looking skinnier than he did last week. Someone go to Burger King and get him a few Whopper Jr.s for 99 cents!

You have to say this is part of the role or else why would they let him continue looking so unhealthy? Right? If not, someone better step in. I heard about his dedication to roles and hoping this is all it is but wow, he really is Christian Frail right now.-Dr.FB

Christian Bale On Set Of New Movie. Photo: Famepictures.com

Christian Bale was caught on set of his latest movie and at first, we were not sure it was him because of how he looked.

Looking gaunt, thinner than in a long time, the Batman star made his way from his trailer to the set.  Christian before lost a lot of weight for movie roles so this could be the same thing.

Besides, does anyone want to say anything to Christian about this? I. Don’t. Think. So.-Dr.FB

Ben Stiller. Photo: theinsider.com

The Terminator has one movie to pass to make number 1 and it couldn’t do it.  What stood in Christian Bale’s path?  Ben Stiller.

It was a dismal Memorial Day Weekend and it is because there was no salvation for the Terminator.  Grossing $53 million over the weekend and $67 million over 5 days, it was out performed in less days by Stiller’s “Night At The Museum 2″ pulling in $70 million in just 4 days. 

A lot of people I know did not see the movie because there was no Ahhhhnold.  If people thought Terminator opened up poorly, wait til June 5th to see “Land Of The Lost” bomb.-Dr.FB

Here is the trailer for the “Public Enemies” starring Johnny Depp, Christian Bale and Acadamy Award Winner Marion Cotillard. It comes out this July.

Movie is looking real good. What do you think funkenbabies?-Dr.FB

Christian Bale

Christian Bale called L.A. radio station KROQ 106.7FM to speak with Kevin and Bean this morning and apologize for the rant heard ’round the world. He says he resolved differences with Terminator 4 DP Shane Hurlbut later that very day, and adds that Shane did a “wonderful, professional job.”

“Please, I am asking people, do not allow my onetime lapse in judgement, my incredibly embarrassing meltdown, to overshadow this movie,” he implored.

To hear Christian’s mea culpa in full, click here.

You know what this is. Christian Bale launches a whole arsenal of F-bombs on a poor, defenseless DP on the set of Terminator 4. Get to a fallout shelter and seek cover.

RATED R: For Strong Rse-holery.

Why so serious, Christian?

Let’s put a smile on that face!

The Dark Knight Still Setting Records. Photo: Warner Bros. Pictures

Even before the death of Heath Ledger, the talk of the Dark Knight series and Heath playing the Joker was hitting legend status.  When Heath was first announced in the role, the fan boy community of comic book readers were up in arms.  How could he come close to Jack Nicholson’s Joker.  The Fact? In the end, he set the standard for all future Jokers.

The Dark Knight did not alter it’s release date or it’s promotional plan and it succeeded setting box office records for opening day and opening weekend.  It is currently 2nd place behind Titanic and is going to be re-released in theatres in just a few weeks.

The movie was long and dark and on point in all aspects.  Christian Bale was overshadowed and he did not care.  People were paying more attention to the Joker than Batman’s sometimes annoying speech.

The Joker is the all time classic villan and Heath took him to new heights.  Unfortunately, Heath may have played him too well and had trouble sleeping which led to his untimely death in his 20’s.  It is a known fact in Hollywood right now, if Heath does not get the Oscar for his portrayal, the Acadamy will have very much got it wrong.-Dr.FB

Photo Courtesy Hottopic.com

This is one of the most motarded (Something more than retarded) lawsuits of all time…seriously.

The mayor of a southeastern City in Turkey is suing Warner Bros, Christian Bale, and Christopher Nolan for royalties from “The Dark Knight”.  The reason?  The city is named Batman.  Somewhere, the Joker is laughing. 

Huseyin Kalkan, the mayor of Batman, (not the comic, the city, Robin) had this to say:

“There is only one Batman in the world,” Kalkan said. “The American producers used the name of our city without informing us.”

Let’s see… the first Batman big-screen movie blockbuster was made in 1989.  The classic Batman TV series  started in 1966.  The comic by Bob Kane debuted in 1939.  1939!  You guys are only 69 years late.  Could this have something to do with the last movie grossing over a billion dollars world-wide?  I’ll bet my utility belt on it.

He is also trying to place the blame of unsolved murders and a high female suicide rate on the Caped Crusader of Gotham City.  They say they also have trouble doing business abroad because of the city’s name. 

The mayor of Loonytown is attempting to gain evidence that the city’s name predates Bob Kane’s 1939 Batman debut.  Spider-Man and Superman, beware!  The crazy people could be after you next. 

Will Batman & DC win against this Joker of a mayor?

Will Batman have to change his name to Man-Bat or a Bat of a man?

Stay tuned!  Same Funkenberry website.  Same Doctor.-Dr.FB