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15Mar
2013
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Lil Wayne Reportedly Close To Death; His Camp Is Denying Story

Lil Wayne File Photo

It was reported a short time ago that Lil Wayne was close to death and being given his last rites. His camp has been denying this story feverishly, to where the reports are now saying he is in critical condition instead of being given his last rights.

TMZ, famous for reporting on Hollywood celebrity deaths and getting people coming out of restaurants, was the first to report the story.

Wayne has been having several seizures lately. We know that much is true.

TMZ is still reporting that Wayne was put into an induced coma and tubes are keeping him alive.

Mack Maine, one of Wayne's crew members is denying anything TMZ is saying.

Maine has deleted several tweets in the past hour and although he says Wayne is next to him watching the game, Wayne has yet to tweet himself that he is OK. They say he is too busy watching the game to tweet..but guess Maine isn't that busy.

Straight up....someone is lying.

We will keep you updated as the story progresses....-DocFB

Diagnosis: Time will tell....

23Dec
2011
8

George Michael Talks About Nearly Dying: “Worst Month Of My Life”

George Michael has been released from the hospital after nearly dying from a bad battle of pneumonia. he gave a press conference where he looked very skinny and was very emotional.

George states that they played down the illness and that is surprising because it was being reported he was close to death. So close to death, that a doctor had to speak on his behalf and say that he is improving, which we reported on weeks ago.

"I have to believe that somebody thinks I have some work to still do here" George said. George wants to make up the tour dates he had to cancel and do a special show for the employees at the Austrian hospital that saved his life.

Since the illness, George had no contact with anyone who was not a family or loved one. The avid tweeter has not even sent a tweet since before his illness, November 17th.

I am very glad that George is still alive. That must have been some bug. I hope he gets well soon....and gets some meat on those bones of his as well.

Diagnosis: Thankful this is not his "Last Christmas..."

29Sep
2011
35

Is David Bowie Close To Death????

David Bowie. Photo: Jamie McCarthy WireImage.com
David Bowie. Photo: Jamie McCarthy WireImage.com

David Bowie. Photo: Jamie McCarthy WireImage.com

God, I really hope the information I am getting is wrong. Let me just state that right up front when it comes to the health of David Bowie.

I have been sitting on this information for days.  I have heard stuff about David Bowie for a couple of years but then there would be a photo of him walking the streets of New York.  David Bowie has not been seen in a while and I know some of you will say that it doesn't mean anything.

Howard Stern mentioned on his radio show last week where David Bowie was and is worried about him.  Earlier this year, a collection of songs that were never released leaked.  Rolling Stone magazine tried to contact Bowie but neither David or his reps would comment.

Let it be known, I hope to be proven wrong on this.  I am hearing that David Bowie is not well.  Not well at all.  One of the two people I talked to hinted to me that David may have cancer, but would not confirm or deny if he did, and would not tell me what type.

Another person claimed to have contact with David in the past 3 months and said he is not looking good.

I'm coming from a place of respect.  A place of love of his music.  It is not my intention to "out" his illness.  If he is sick, I wish we knew.  I wish we knew so we could celebrate David and his contribution to music and to his fans that are dedicated and love Bowie now, and even back in the Ziggy Stardust Days.  Celebrate him now while he is alive and here.

We are not asking for a picture of him if he is not looking or feeling good.  I know that he would want his privacy respected at this time, and we want to do that.  At the same time, we would like to know if he is well.

For those I upset with this post, I apologize and understand where I am coming from.  To Mr. Bowie and his staff and family, I hope you understand where I am coming from as well.  You can contact us above at the send us news part of the site.-DocFB

Diagnosis:  Seriously, I hope I am wrong.....