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24Aug
2010
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With Tiger Woods Divorce Final, How Soon Til Tiger Hooks Up?

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren's marriage is over and done.  The divorce was made final with Elin rumored to be getting $100 million along with each splitting custody of the children and requesting privacy. 

With the divorce final, we wonder when we will see Tiger hanging around old haunts or old girlfriends.  Rachel Uchitel has already said she hopes Tiger contacts her soon.

Will he actually reach out to those that he cheated on his wife with or will he find someone new?  You know the media will give privacy to Elin but Tiger's dating will be fair game.

The couple had 2 children together and may have been the reason the divorce did not happen sooner.-Dr.FB

11May
2010
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Elin And Tiger Woods Are Set For Divorce

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

It is happening.  Elin is divorcing Tiger Woods.  The main thing is to make it as quite and uneventful as possible. 

They are close to settling child custody agreements but are far apart on almost everything else.  The divorce should happen by the end of the year. 

What do you think?  Too bad or what took so long?-Dr.FB

16Apr
2010
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What’s Up Doc? Love Don’t Live Here Anymore Edition

Welcome to another edition of "What's Up Doc?"  where we talk about Conan O'Brien's new deal, Eminem's return, celeb break-up round-up with Larry King, Melissa Etheridge, Mel Gibson, and the recent talk of Elin leaving Tiger.  E-L-I-N.  I will learn. 

Also, was I "flirting" with my interview subjects Agnes and Nikka Costa?  I think not but it seems you guys think I might be.

There is even more and I hope you enjoy the wrap up and shout out's will return next week. Much Love and Keep It Funky!~-Dr.FB

4Mar
2010
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Elin To Move Back In With Tiger?

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

It is being reported that Elin Nordegren will be moving back in with Tiger Woods and it should be happening as quickly as this weekend.

It is being reported through various outlets that Tiger and Elin spent several hours together at their property where the incident happened back in November. 

What do you all think of that?-Dr.FB

15Feb
2010
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Tiger & Elin Living Apart As Mistress Reveals Pregnant Secret

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

So much for everything going smooth for Tiger Woods after sex rehab.  It seems his wife Elin still cannot stand the sight of him at times.

Right now, the couple is living in Florida but apart in seperate houses that are just miles apart in Orlando.  On Saturday night, he took the kids so she could have a girls night out.

She is still not wearing her wedding ring and friends are saying her and Tiger have not had any physical contact with each other.  Tiger is still having sex rehab treatment while in Florida and believes that the reconciliation is going to be a slow process with Elin.

This comes as reports of one of Tiger's mistressess was pregnant not once but twice by Tiger, at the same time Elin was pregnant.  That is come f'd up stuff man. 

I guess he knows how to pull out of golf events but not dirty girls.-Dr.FB

5Feb
2010
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Tiger Woods Is Out Of Rehab

Tiger Woods. File Photo

Tiger Woods. File Photo

Tiger Woods has left sex addiction rehab in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.  We hear he is heading back to Florida with his wife Elin. 

This will be the first time Tiger Woods will be seeing his kids in over a month.  As we reported yesterday, Tiger and Elin will be taking a private trip together to work on their marriage.   After that, Tiger will be back for the Masters in golf in April.

Listen, you can say what you want about Tiger cheating with 16-18 women and yes, that is a lot.  At least he was a real man and tried to work on his marriage.  Going to sex rehab and most likely marriage counseling after this, he is trying.  That is huge.  Yes, he should not have cheated in the first place with even one girl.  I am not overlooking that at all. 

Myself?  I can't imagine getting married and then boning 16-18 girls outside the marriage.  I am a grown man and if I ever get married, I want my woman in at least in 369 different ways and different outfits.  Shoot, even when I am in a relationship without a ring, I am not going to cheat.  But if the woman is not giving "the sex", then we might have a problem.

It doesn't mean I am going to be picking up every cheap cocktail waitress this side of Los Angeles in Las Vegas.  It just means the relationship will be over.  A marriage with children is different.  Because, that would lead me back to my wife every time.  Every. Time.

So, do you think what Tiger did was commendable or was just to save face?-Dr.FB

4Feb
2010
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Tiger Woods Sex Rehab Stint Almost Over

Tiger Woods. File Photo

Tiger Woods. File Photo

Tiger Woods stint in sex rehab is almost over for the golf sports star.  Elin Nordegren, Tiger's wife is expected to pick Tiger up from the clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

As we reported yesterday, Elin has fired her divorce lawyer.  When Tiger gets out, Elin and him will be taking a private trip to an undisclosed location.  He wants his life back and to be out of the public eye.

No word if being out of the public eye, means staying away for a longer period of time from Golf.

Do you believe sex addiction rehab works?-Dr.FB