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28Jan
2010
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Jessica Simpson Gets Gassy

Jessica Simpson File Photo

Jessica Simpson File Photo

If you ever have to sit with Jessica Simpson at a table...you may not want to sit next to her or behind her.  Girl admists she has gassy issues in public situations. 

In the latest issue of US Weekly, someone outted Jessica for her smelly little poots that she did in a business meeting. 

“While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,”

“Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.”

OMG!  Didn't she do that when she was married to Nick Lachey?  Some things never change.  I mean, we all do it, right?

But in public?  In a business meeting? 

Anyone care to share if this ever happened to them in public?-Dr.FB

28Dec
2009
1

Sofia Vergara Has Gas

Sofia Vergara.  Photo: INFDaily.com
Sofia Vergara.  Photo: INFDaily.com

Sofia Vergara. Photo: INFDaily.com

Man, whenever I am pumping gas, it's usually some guy who looks like a life-like version of Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" and his pants are falling down.

Sofia Viagra Vergara was spotted in Miami pumping her gas and she looked like something out of a music video dream sequence.  Who looks that hot pumping gas?  Seriously. 

On a related note, Sofia's father passed away last week.  The 2 have been estranged for the the last 10 years or so, but was aware his health was failing.

Well, for now, enjoy this photo of Sofia and her Porsche and next time your pumping gas, take a look around and see if you can find anyone who looks like that while getting gas.-Dr.FB