Drfunkenberry.com
28Jan
2010
3

Jessica Simpson Gets Gassy

Jessica Simpson File Photo

Jessica Simpson File Photo

If you ever have to sit with Jessica Simpson at a table...you may not want to sit next to her or behind her.  Girl admists she has gassy issues in public situations. 

In the latest issue of US Weekly, someone outted Jessica for her smelly little poots that she did in a business meeting. 

“While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,”

“Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.”

OMG!  Didn't she do that when she was married to Nick Lachey?  Some things never change.  I mean, we all do it, right?

But in public?  In a business meeting? 

Anyone care to share if this ever happened to them in public?-Dr.FB

Comments (3)
  1. That’s right route66, if you don’t believe that then you might as well call your mom on your atnt cell phones and tell her to come pick you up from day care!

  2. That’s right route66, if you don’t believe that then you might as well call your mom on your atnt cell phones and tell her to come pick you up from day care!

  3. Maybe she is trying to stay skinny by taking those horrible pills whose side effects are anal leakage.


Leave a comment