Mariah Carey. Photo: FamePictures.com

Mariah Carey did a photo shoot yesterday in Malibu, where she tried on bathing suits and pranced and danced around on the beach.

Not feeling the bathing suit but know if I say how I really feel, I will be chastised. I guess I should just be happy I did not see no camel toe.

Are you digging Mariah’s bathing suit?-Dr.FB

Jaime Pressly & Simran Singh This Past Summer. Photo: INFDaily.com

Actress Jaime Pressly and lawyer Simran Singh to married in Malibu this weekend at Dick Clark’s Estate.

Her 2 year old from a previous relationship served as ring bearer. I want to send congrats to Jaime Pressly & Simran Singh. I heard Jaime was so happy she peed. Hopefully it wasn’t on the sidewalk outside of a popular gay hangout.-Dr.FB

nicole Richie Joel Madden PHOTO: SplashNews

Nicole Richie and her honey Joel Madden enjoyed the heat at the beach in Malibu this weekend.  Seems like Nicole is at her best when she is pregnant.

Seal & Heidi Klum Renew Vows. Photo: Infdaily.com

Heidi, looking Bo Derek and Seal looking like something with hair, renewed their wedding vows on Saturday.

All jokes aside, it was a white trash style wedding.  OK, so maybe not jokes aside when you are having a wedding like that.  The wedding was supposed to take place last week in Mexico but due to concerns of the “swine flu”, they moved it to Malibu.  Hey that rhymes! Swine Flu.  Malibu.  OK, just being silly.

Congrats to Heidi and Seal on renewing their vows. That’s twice, for people counting.  Almost as many number # 1’s as Seal has had.  OK OK, I’ll stop.-Dr.FB

Pamela Anderson & Courtney Love. File Photo

Weren’t these two friends?  Courtney Love is calling out Pamela Anderson saying she is flat broke.

Doesn’t Pamela live in Malibu Courtney?  “Yes, but she lives in Paradise Cove which is a trailer park in Malibu.”  Didn’t Pamela make millions off her recent book?  We hear that is kind of true and she does pick up guys there a lot.

So far, Pamela has not responded to the charges made by so called friend Courtney.  We waiting for a rant from Courtney about this on her myspace page.-Dr.FB

Paris Hilton Gets Her Hot N Cold Beverages. Photo: Wenn.com

This week’s product placement of the week moment is brought to you by Coffee Bean & Tree Leaf, the one place where you order green tea, and they ask you what kind of tea.  I just said Green, silly.

The newly single Paris Hilton has the delicious cold drink called Malibu something and it does taste good.  So good, you will feel like you have diabetes. 

The hot drink is most likely moccha latte with some chesnut in it.  Just to make sure you know it is a Coffee Bean, she has an employee open the door for her.  Because heaven forbid, she gets a cup holder and puts her cell phone in her purse.  Let’s see how many Coffee Bean employees open the door for you while leaving. 

Love ya Coffe Bean, now please get your Green Tea straight.  It makes me have to head over to the other place n say Venti Zen two bags please.-Dr.FB