Jesus Christ! I mean Sweet Jehovah. No. No. Ohhhh. Myyyyy. Gawd. OMG. Yea, that's it.
On a recent episode of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" (That show is still on?) Melissa Rivers (you know, Joan Rivers daughter) was asked a question of who Mario Lavanderia is and one of the people was our man, PRINCE.
Well, the answer was D for Douche and Melissa got it right. For those who may not know, PRINCE's real name is PRINCE so put that in your pipe and smoke it!
PRINCE, from this post to that one about that Real Ho Housewife of whatever saying she slept with you when she so did not, we miss ya.
Here is hoping regardless of the Internet being dead or whatever, some news on you breaks soon. We are sure some fans are breaking their necks looking for you at Minnesota Vikings games. Ya. Ya Know?
(GRRRBRRRRRRR GGGRRRRHHHABBBB) That's Chewbacca speak that hopefully the "Purple Yoda from Minnesota" can understand.-Dr.FB