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19Jan
2010
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Mischa Barton Plays A Hooker Easily

Mishca Barton. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Mishca Barton. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Mishca Barton. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Mishca Barton. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Mischa Barton is set to play a hooker on an upcoming episode of Law & Order.  Mischa stepped out with exposed cleavage, sucking on a lollipop and purple stockings.

Yea, because when I think of a hooker, it's purple stocking.  You betcha!   I am glad she is getting work and trying to bounce back from her own demons.  Hopefully, she will not be a dead hooker by the time the episode is over. 

I just hope I get over the image of her in those ghastly purple stockings.-Dr.FB

20Jul
2009
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Mischa Barton’s Psych Ward Trip Brought On By Drug Binge & Going Broke

Mischa Barton Booking Photo
Mischa Barton Booking Photo

Mischa Barton Booking Photo

Mischa Barton's friends think she was going to kill herself earlier this week, causing her friends to call in the police and have her dragged from her home.

Since then, the former "OC" star has been locked up in the 5150 psychiatric ward at Cedars-Sinai Hospital.

The always unrespectable New York Post is saying that she is close to broke, that she can't find love, and looking for anything to take her out of her misery. They say she is definitely suicidal.

Expect a denial tomorrow about that story but no doubt, Mischa did try to take her own life earlier this week.  Young Hollywood.  It's not all that it's cracked up to be.-Dr.FB