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29Apr
2010
4

Lindsay Lohan Makes Another Smart Decision. Ahem.

Lindsay Lohan. Photo: Twitpic.com
Lindsay Lohan. Photo: Twitpic.com

Lindsay Lohan. Photo: Twitpic.com

Lindsay Lohan is doing another photo shoot and this time, she posed with a gun to her mouth.  I think I remember her doing that one time before.

 This photo was posted late last night on Twitter and she may not have been able to party but one has to wonder when she will work again?

She got kicked out of a club last night by Samantha Ronson and insinuated without naming her that she may have been doing coke in the bathroom.

She was released from a movie role earlier this week because they do not feel she is bankable. 

No word if posing with a gun in your mouth will help you become more bankable, but she did it anyway.-Dr.FB

12Apr
2010
1

Scene And Heard: The Bush & Paris

Reggie Bush fresh off of a break-up with Kim Kardashian was seen in Vegas partying with Paris Hilton.  Not exactly smart to be partying with your ex's mortal enemy is it?

We have no deets yet if they got close or anything but if Reggie really broke up with Kim because of all the media attention she got, he is a straight liar.

Major downgrade for Reggie is all I can say as I am leading towards team Kim on this one.-Dr.FB

23Mar
2010
1

Kate Moss Goes Blonde; Doesn’t Help

Kate Moss.
Kate Moss.

Kate Moss. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Kate Moss stepped out in London last night sporting a blonde look.

Not an improvement.  What would be an improvement?  Stop looking like you have been partying nonstop for 3 days.-Dr.FB

7Dec
2009
0

Lindsay Parties The Weekend Away

Lindsay Lohan.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Lindsay Lohan. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Lindsay Lohan was partying it up this weekend yet again, even spending the night at "friend" actor Jason Segel's house.

Paps followed her to his house and she tried to fool them by twittering that paps are hanging outside her friends house but she is not even really there.  It did not fool them and she exited an hour later.

Later that night, she was at Teddy's having a good time until closing time.  One question; when is the last time that she worked?  Mean Girls was a long time ago.-Dr.FB

21Apr
2009
1

Lindsay Lohan Likes The Boys Again

Lindsay Lohan Out At The Club. Again. Photo: INFDaily.com
Lindsay Lohan Out At The Club. Again. Photo: INFDaily.com

Lindsay Lohan Out At The Club. Again. Photo: INFDaily.com

Lindsay Lohan was out at the L.A. Club's last night, looking like she did not want to be shot by the paps.

You don't want to be shot by the paps, you don't get shot by the paps.  Simple as that.  Should you really be at the club anyway as right now, everyone thinks you are a train wreck?

Some people are saying Lindsay is back to drinking and drugs and although one of our spies says they say her drinking, they did not see any drugs in site.

Interesting note though, she was flirting with a boy most of the night and did exchange numbers.  Wonder if the boy was wearing a t-shirt and a fedora hat.  Just wondering what kind of guy Lindsay Slowhands Lohan dates after Samantha Ronson is all.-Dr.FB