OMG. You know I am loving this and it is straight karma. Kim Kardashian got peed on recently. By a monkey. A bloody monkey. Yea baby!
So Kim was playing with Ashton Kutcher's monkey (you can't make this stuff up people) and the Monkey did what Ray J most likely did in the past and gave Kim a golden shower.
Kim posted this on her web site;
"I stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming! They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear! I thought he was really cute at first, but then he peed on me!! Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn't feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey!"
OK, come on people, I am not being mean here but this is just straight funny. It couldn't have happened to a nicer girl. Now, maybe if she stops lying all the time, this stuff won't happen to her.-Dr.FB