Kim Kardashian Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images

OMG.   You know I am loving this and it is straight karma.  Kim Kardashian got peed on recently.  By a monkey.  A bloody monkey.  Yea baby!

So Kim was playing with Ashton Kutcher’s monkey (you can’t make this stuff up people) and the Monkey did what Ray J most likely did in the past and gave Kim a golden shower.

Kim posted this on her web site;

“I stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming! They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear! I thought he was really cute at first, but then he peed on me!! Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn’t feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey!”

OK, come on people, I am not being mean here but this is just straight funny.  It couldn’t have happened to a nicer girl.  Now, maybe if she stops lying all the time, this stuff won’t happen to her.-Dr.FB

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