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15Jul
2009
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Justin Timberlake Almost Gets Beat Down By Paparazzi

Justin Timberlake Gets His SexyOn With Paparazzi In WeHo.  Photo: Flynetonline.com
Justin Timberlake Gets His SexyOn With Paparazzi In WeHo.  Photo: Flynetonline.com

Justin Timberlake Gets His SexyOn With Paparazzi In WeHo. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Yesterday, while Justin Timberlake was leaving a swanky Beverly Hills Hotel, he was being photographed by paparazzi. Justin called out the pap to step up to him and the pap did.

No punches were thrown. Just one of the most uncomfortable stare-downs in quite a while.  It did look like for a moment some "bromance" was gonna take place.  Either that, or Justin was about to take a PHD in his pants any second.

After what seemed like a few moments of silence, the pap walked away.  Justin, I guess it's time to be at another Beverly Hills Hotel where paps won't be all up in your face, unless you don't want them to be so quick to walk away.-Dr.FB

13Jul
2009
0

Megan Fox Shops For Style?

Megan Fox In We Ho Shopping.  Photo: Limelightpics.com
Megan Fox In We Ho Shopping.  Photo: Limelightpics.com

Megan Fox In We Ho Shopping. Photo: Limelightpics.com

Megan Fox, wearing her weekend best, went shopping in West Hollywood over the weekend.

Megan, either dressed for comfort or to fool the paps, was caught shopping at a trendy West Hollywood boutique. I don't know where she shopped before but I am glad she got the new fedora hat. That other one was so ugly, it made Spencer Bratt Pratt look good.

We heard she ended up at long-time boyfriend Brian Austin Green's home in the Hollywood Hills. 

I saw the trailer of her new movie finally, and I thought this would be more interesting then another preview of it. That movie is going to take a PHD when it finally gets released.-Dr.FB

13Jul
2009
4

Jon Gosselin Hangs Out With Fashion Douche Christian Audigier

Christian Audigier & Jon Gosselin. Photo: BauerGriffen.com
Christian Audigier & Jon Gosselin. Photo: BauerGriffen.com

Christian Audigier & Jon Gosselin. Photo: BauerGriffen.com

How do you make Kate Gosselin look good? Stand Jon Gosselin next to Christian Audigier.

Jon Gosselin visited Christian Audigier on the French Riveria this weekend where Jon is rumored to be doing work for Christian and his douchey Ed Hardy shirts.  About 500,000 guys who go to the gym on a daily basis just said "Hey, those shirts are cool. I own two of them." No, they are not cool.  They are douchey.

Christian is a straight fashion whore.  He dedicated a HUGE bouquet of flowers in front of Staple Center for Michael Jackson's Memorial Service.  The roses were beautiful and it was in the shape of heart with a message for Michael and a photo of him. Christian had to put his name in the rose design just so you know it was him who did it.

Not only that, while driving Sunset Blvd. on Saturday, right above his store, there was a billboard with him and Michael Jackson, letting you know they were friends.  Lame. Tacky. Douchey.

I would only want an Ed Hardy shirt after I took a PHD and needed something to wipe my ass with.-Dr.FB