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6Jul
2010
4

Lindsay Lohan Gets Jail Time!

Lindsay Lohan. Photo: Gettyimages.com
Lindsay Lohan. Photo: Gettyimages.com

Lindsay Lohan. Photo: Gettyimages.com

Lindsay Lohan was in court today and was sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days of rehab probation.

Lindsay sobbed she "did the best she could" but with a few dui's, a drug possession stop fumbled, and missed classes for alcohol abuse, the judge ruled that Lindsay must serve time.

Truth be told, if she can behave herself, Lindsay will most likely will serve 25 days in jail.

Her prison witch name will be Lindsay Slowhands. Check out her Oscar worthy courtroom performance in the video below. -Dr.FB

13Nov
2009
2

Tyson Could Be Facing Up To 5 Years In Jail

Mike Tyson In Cop Car.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Mike Tyson In Cop Car.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Mike Tyson In Cop Car. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Mike Tyson's LAX incident where he hit a pap about 4 times, could be getting a lot worse.

It appears that Iron Mike could be violating his probation of a cocaine bust in Phoenix in 2007, where had 3 years probation.  if files are charged by the pap, Tyson could be looking at time behind bars, about 5 years to be exact.

So far, the photog is talking but has not pressed charges against Tyson.-Dr.FB

29Sep
2009
1

Mel Gibson With Beaver; Asks For DUI Charge To Dropped

Mel Gibson On Set Of New Movie.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Mel Gibson On Set Of New Movie.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Mel Gibson On Set Of New Movie. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Mel Gibson is on set of his new movie, "The Beaver", which is being directed by and stars Jodie Foster. Mel will walk around in the movie wearing a beaver puppet on his hand. Interesting Mel took this role.

On another note, Mel Gibson will be asking for his DUI charge to be removed because he has successfully finished his 3 year probation.  TMZ has obtained the papers and reports Mel will be in court next week to have it dismissed.

Should his DUI be dismissed? Remember the racial tirade?-Dr.FB

26Aug
2009
3

Chris Brown Sentenced

Chris Brown @ Courthouse 08/25/09 Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Chris Brown @ Courthouse 08/25/09 Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Chris Brown @ Courthouse 08/25/09 Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Chris Brown was sentenced  to his 180 days of community service and felony probation for 60 months.

He will be able to do his community service in his hometown of Virginia. The judge did go off on Brown a few times and he has to enrol in a 52 week program for domestic violence entitled Commonwealth Catholic Charities.

He also has to stay away from Rihanna, the woman he beat,  for 5 years and he got fined 5 grand and has to give DNA samples to authorities.

This is on the heels of other reports of violence against Rihanna such as pushing her into a wall, and breaking the front and passenger windows of a Range Rover they were renting.

So, was justice served?-Dr.FB