Ms. Simpson performed at Sea World in San Antonio on May 9th, wonder if she asked Shamu for fashion advice?
Jessica needs to fire someone! I can't say who exactly helps her with her wardrobe,(maybe her pops?) but I'm positive their goal is to make this beautiful gal look 10-15 pounds heavier than she really is. Someone burn this ENTIRE outfit, YES, even those horrible shorts.
Jessica honey, call Pete Wentz if you have too. I'd rather see you goth glam, than god get that girl off the stage lookin'!