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9Oct
2012
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Jerry Sandusky Gets 30 To 60 Years For Sex Abuse With Children

Jerry Sandusky got what he deserved today for the raping of minors. Sandusky was sentenced to 30 to 60 years in prison. For someone who is 68 years old, he will be spending the rest of his life behind bars.

Sandusky wore a red prison jumpsuit to court today, along with a bullet-proof vest....for his protection.

Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant football coach was charged with 45 sex crimes involving over 12 boys.

6 of his victims were in court today along with Jerry's wife, Dottie.

Sandusky is still stating he is innocent and swears he will find the real rapist and will appeal the decision. Call O.J., buddy.-DocFB

Diagnosis: Does 30 Years Seem Long Enough?

14Sep
2010
2

George Michael Is Headed To Jail For 8 Weeks

George Michael Photo: Kristie Wigglesworth/AP
George Michael Photo: Kristie Wigglesworth/AP

George Michael Photo: Kristie Wigglesworth/AP

George Michael has been sentenced to 8 weeks in jail for driving under the influence 4th of July weekend. 

One wonders how much jail time he would actually serve if George got in trouble here.  It sure would not be 8 weeks.

There is no word yet when he will have to report to jail.   Regardless, it really will be "A Different Corner" for George when he does serve his time.-Dr.FB

24Aug
2010
1

George Michael Pleads Guilty To Driving High

George Michael   Photo: TheDailymail.co

George Michael Photo: TheDailymail.co

George. George. George.  Sigh.

George Michael pleaded guilty today to driving while high on the 4th of July last month when he crashed into a building.

George's drivers license was suspended for at least 6 months and he could get jail time as he already has a conviction against him for driving high before.  This has nothing to do with him being arrested for a DUI earlier this month.

The sentencing will be on September 14th.  We are hoping that George can stay out of trouble til then and we hope he gets help.-Dr.FB

26Aug
2009
3

Chris Brown Sentenced

Chris Brown @ Courthouse 08/25/09 Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Chris Brown @ Courthouse 08/25/09 Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Chris Brown @ Courthouse 08/25/09 Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Chris Brown was sentenced  to his 180 days of community service and felony probation for 60 months.

He will be able to do his community service in his hometown of Virginia. The judge did go off on Brown a few times and he has to enrol in a 52 week program for domestic violence entitled Commonwealth Catholic Charities.

He also has to stay away from Rihanna, the woman he beat,  for 5 years and he got fined 5 grand and has to give DNA samples to authorities.

This is on the heels of other reports of violence against Rihanna such as pushing her into a wall, and breaking the front and passenger windows of a Range Rover they were renting.

So, was justice served?-Dr.FB

5Dec
2008
2

O.J. Simpson Sentenced!

The Juice was sentenced to 15 up to 33 years in the big house.

He is eligible for parole in 6 9 years.

Did he get enough? Too much?

Was this redemption for the murder trial?-Dr.FB

Thoughts?-Dr.FB