Drfunkenberry.com
6Aug
2013
2

Miley Cyrus Is Ready To Sex It Up In Notion Magazine!

Miley Cyrus Photo: Twitter.com

Miley Cyrus tweeted out two images that will be featured in her Notion Magazine photo spread.

Wearing some white underwear along with a top with marijuna leaves and gold chains with heels, Miley is letting you know what she is all about.-DocFB

Diagnosis:  Are U about what Miley is about?

11Dec
2008
3

OMG! Girls Loses Virginity & Then Texts Her Dad By Accident!

The Iphone. Great For Telling Your Dad You Are Getting Sexed Up!  Photo: Thechive.com
The Iphone. Great For Telling Your Dad You Are Getting Sexed Up!  Photo: Thechive.com

The Iphone. Great For Telling Your Dad You Are Getting Sexed Up! Photo: Thechive.com

This news is just TMTH! (Too Much To Handle for those who don't text on the regular.)

Elizabeth Frisinger was getting her groove on for the first time on a class trip on the beach.  Apparently, the sex was so hot n good, (ahh yes, the joys of sex on the beach and getting sand in every nook and cranny and crevice, what isn't sexy about that?) that right after she got her groove on she had to text someone...and she ended up texting her dad by mistake!

Her dad was able to figure out the code of what went down and booked her a flight home for the next day! You know, I sure hope her friends name was Danielle or Dahlia or something because if she was trying to text Jennifer or Tammy, you are way off from the letter D. 

I so don't think this story is a hundred percent true, but if it is, it is the bonehead move of 2008 for sure.-Dr.FB