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28Jan
2010
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Jessica Simpson Gets Gassy

Jessica Simpson File Photo

Jessica Simpson File Photo

If you ever have to sit with Jessica Simpson at a table...you may not want to sit next to her or behind her.  Girl admists she has gassy issues in public situations. 

In the latest issue of US Weekly, someone outted Jessica for her smelly little poots that she did in a business meeting. 

“While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,”

“Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.”

OMG!  Didn't she do that when she was married to Nick Lachey?  Some things never change.  I mean, we all do it, right?

But in public?  In a business meeting? 

Anyone care to share if this ever happened to them in public?-Dr.FB

16Apr
2009
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What A Pair! Mom Talks About Jessica Simpson’s Boobs

Ashlee Simpson & Jessica Simpson.  Photo: Thesun.com
Ashlee Simpson & Jessica Simpson.  Photo: Thesun.com

Ashlee Simpson & Jessica Simpson. Photo: Thesun.com

Is she the breast mom ever?  Tina Simpson did what Joe Simpson did a couple of years ago and started talking about her daughter's breasts!

Basically, she was comparing her car to Jessica and said both were fast and top heavy.  She did this while texting the other top heavy sister Ashlee.

It's not so bad when a mom talks about breasts then when the dad does, right?  It comes off as creepy then. But mama, Simpson, PLEASE continue. :)

Don't make us beg.-Dr.FB