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22Aug
2011
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Who Is The Top Earning Celeb Couple? It’s Not Jay Z & Beyonce!

Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady: Photo: Marcel Thomas/FilmMagic
Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady: Photo: Marcel Thomas/FilmMagic

Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady: Photo: Marcel Thomas/FilmMagic

The list of the top earning celeb couples is out for this year, and it is not Jay Z & Beyonce!  According to Forbes magazine, the top earning celebrity couple is Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen!

The New England Patriots quarterback and the super model made the most $$$ between May 2010 and May 2011.  Together, they made $76 million dollars, $45 million is from Gisele's modeling contracts however.  Jay & B made $72 million to come in 2nd.

Who rounded out the top 5?  >>>>Read Rest Of Entry

9Sep
2010
3

Tom Brady Involved In Car Accident

Tom Brady File Photo
Tom Brady File Photo

Tom Brady File Photo

Earlier this morning, New England Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady was involved in a car accident.

He walked away unhurt and has reported to the Patriots training facility in Foxboro.  The "jaws of life" were used to get his passenger out of the car.

Tom was in the right as the light was green for him but not for the van that hit him.

We are happy that Tom is all right.  Brady has been in the news recently for contract talks of a 4 year extension with the Patriots for about $60 million dollars.  Hope he tips well.  Ahem.-Dr.FB

9Dec
2009
2

Gisele Gives Birth To A Patriot

Gisele and Tom Brady welcomed a baby according to People.com

No word on the baby's name yet. This is the second child for Tom and the first for Gisele.-Dr.FB

19Oct
2009
0

Sports Boxers & Briefs 10/19/09 Edition

The Dodgers and Angels over the weekend put themselves in a hole. The Angels moreso down 0-2 to the Yankees play at 1 P.M. and hope to win one today. The Dodgers got walloped last night 11-0 and did the right thing when down 6-0 and started planning for tonight's game. The Angels cannot go down 0-3 to the Yanks and the Dodgers cannot go down to the Phillies 3-1 either. Pivotal games today.

In football, Tom Brady was Tom Brady as the Patriots rolled over the Titans 59-0. Brett Favre pulled out another one for the Minnesota Vikings beating the Ravens who have now lost 3 in a row. The win less Chiefs beat the hapless Redskins and in the battle of the unbeaten, the New Orleans Saints beat the New York Giants in a game that was not close. The upset of the day was the Raiders holding the Eagles to 9 points to win. Wow.

Last week, we posted a video of Fox Sports going after Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo in a cartoon. We knew the video was harsh on Jessica and her weight and was soon pulled. Burger King, who sponsors the segment apologized to Jessica over it. Shame on the sports reporter who claimed the sent Jessica a grip of Whoppers to make up for it.-Dr.FB

20Sep
2009
3

NFL Week 2: Are You Ready For Some Football?

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OK, so here we are week 2 of the season and time for me to make more predictions or what not...just for fun.

Let's see if anything I said last week is true yet;

I said Tom Brady would be Tom Brady and he has. I said Donavon McNabb would get hurt sometime this season and Vick would start. Mcnabb is not playing tomorrow because he is hurt. Michael Vick, however, cannot play until week 3. I picked San Francisco to upset the NFC Champion Arizona Cardinals and they did. So far, you can call me butter because I am on a roll.

Now, let's get to some questions? Are the Panthers that bad? Are the Eagles that good?  We will find out with Carolina this week but since the Eagles do not have Donavon, we won't know.

The game of the week is Cowboys/Giants. It would have been Saints/Eagles if not for McNabb. Tony Romo and the Cowboys open the new Texas Stadium with over a 100,000 fans and the site of the 2011 Super Bowl.

Upsets of the week: Jags over Cards, Rams over Washington, and Baltimore over San Diego. (I really wanted to choose Miami over Indy tomorrow but since it is a Monday Night Game, I chose the Ravens.)

If the Jets didn't talk so much smack, I woulda picked them to upset the Patriots. But talking smack about Tom Brady and the Patriots before a game is like breaking wind on a first date in the presence of your date; You. Just. Don't. Do. It.

Again, this is all in fun and if you have anything you want to add regarding football and the games, please go ahead and do.

Bon Jovi still has not been announced as performers of this years halftime show. Let's make it happen! Have a great Sunday and Go Cowboys!-Dr.FB

13Sep
2009
8

Are You Ready For Some Football?

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Football season is here...finally.  I have some thoughts and predictions to share with you and I want to know your favorite team. Mine is the Dallas Cowboys and they are going.....nowhere.  Here are some other predictions and things I am looking forward to;

SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW: BON JOVI

Hear. Me. Out. You can knock Bon Jovi all you want but you know they have more hits than an adult film site. They have earned their due and if they are not the Halftime Show this year, it will be highly disappointing. The boys from Jersey baby.

THE MADDEN CURSE LIVES: Troy from the Pittsburgh Steelers is on the cover. He is out 6 weeks and it is a painful injury.

BRETT FAVRE's CONSECUTIVE GAME STREAKS ENDS SOMETIME THIS YEAR: Favre's record will fall as he will get hurt.

DETROIT LIONS WIN FIRST GAME IN WEEK 3: The Lions will beat the Washington Redskins week 3 and upset the Bears in week 4. Just watch.

TOM BRADY WILL BE TOM BRADY: The New England Patriots will be the team they were before Tom left. Speaking of which, when do you win 11 games and miss the playoffs? Wow.

FANTASY FOOTBALL PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Aaron Rodgers. You guys are going to laugh now but the guy is going to get you over 30 td's and 5-7 rushing td's. Packers are scary. Super Bowl scary.

MICHAEL VICK WILL START A GAME FOR THE EAGLES: When was the last time McNabb was healthy for 2 years in a row? Just sayin'.

AFC DIVISION WINNERS: New England Patriots, Pittsburgh Steelers, Jacksonville Jaguars, San Diego Chargers, (Wild Card: Tennessee Titans, Buffalo Bills)

NFC Division Winners: Dallas Cowboys (not really but it's my team!), Green Bay Packers, New Orleans Saints, Seattle Seahawks, (Wild Card: Minnesota Vikings, San Francisco 49ers)

You won't believe who I have in the Super Bowl but one of the teams will have my fantasy football player of the year on it.

WEEK 1 UPSETS: Carolina over Philly, Jacksonville over Indy, San Francisco over Arizona.

I am doing this for fun, so you guys can give me some hell over it, but a lot of what I say will happen. Peace! Bon Jovi in 2010 baby!-Dr.FB

(Good luck to everyone's team!)

11Jun
2009
0

Tattoo You

Gisele Gets Tatooed.  Photo: Photomagazine
Gisele Gets Tatooed.  Photo: Photomagazine

Gisele Gets Tatooed. Photo: Photomagazine

Gisele Bundchen posed recently tatted up for Photo Magazine.  She is completely nude and covered in body paint.

As if we already didn't know she was a bad ass by the way she orders around her MVP quarterback husband Tom Brady, she lets us know in the photo above.Dr.FB