Gisele Gives Birth To A Patriot

Posted in Celebrity News on December 9th, 2009 by drfunkenberry

Gisele and Tom Brady welcomed a baby according to People.com

No word on the baby’s name yet. This is the second child for Tom and the first for Gisele.-Dr.FB

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Sports Boxers & Briefs 10/19/09 Edition

Posted in Entertainment, Sports on October 19th, 2009 by drfunkenberry

The Dodgers and Angels over the weekend put themselves in a hole. The Angels moreso down 0-2 to the Yankees play at 1 P.M. and hope to win one today. The Dodgers got walloped last night 11-0 and did the right thing when down 6-0 and started planning for tonight’s game. The Angels cannot go down 0-3 to the Yanks and the Dodgers cannot go down to the Phillies 3-1 either. Pivotal games today.

In football, Tom Brady was Tom Brady as the Patriots rolled over the Titans 59-0. Brett Favre pulled out another one for the Minnesota Vikings beating the Ravens who have now lost 3 in a row. The win less Chiefs beat the hapless Redskins and in the battle of the unbeaten, the New Orleans Saints beat the New York Giants in a game that was not close. The upset of the day was the Raiders holding the Eagles to 9 points to win. Wow.

Last week, we posted a video of Fox Sports going after Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo in a cartoon. We knew the video was harsh on Jessica and her weight and was soon pulled. Burger King, who sponsors the segment apologized to Jessica over it. Shame on the sports reporter who claimed the sent Jessica a grip of Whoppers to make up for it.-Dr.FB

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NFL Week 2: Are You Ready For Some Football?

Posted in Celebrity News, Entertainment, Sports on September 20th, 2009 by drfunkenberry
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OK, so here we are week 2 of the season and time for me to make more predictions or what not…just for fun.

Let’s see if anything I said last week is true yet;

I said Tom Brady would be Tom Brady and he has. I said Donavon McNabb would get hurt sometime this season and Vick would start. Mcnabb is not playing tomorrow because he is hurt. Michael Vick, however, cannot play until week 3. I picked San Francisco to upset the NFC Champion Arizona Cardinals and they did. So far, you can call me butter because I am on a roll.

Now, let’s get to some questions? Are the Panthers that bad? Are the Eagles that good?  We will find out with Carolina this week but since the Eagles do not have Donavon, we won’t know.

The game of the week is Cowboys/Giants. It would have been Saints/Eagles if not for McNabb. Tony Romo and the Cowboys open the new Texas Stadium with over a 100,000 fans and the site of the 2011 Super Bowl.

Upsets of the week: Jags over Cards, Rams over Washington, and Baltimore over San Diego. (I really wanted to choose Miami over Indy tomorrow but since it is a Monday Night Game, I chose the Ravens.)

If the Jets didn’t talk so much smack, I woulda picked them to upset the Patriots. But talking smack about Tom Brady and the Patriots before a game is like breaking wind on a first date in the presence of your date; You. Just. Don’t. Do. It.

Again, this is all in fun and if you have anything you want to add regarding football and the games, please go ahead and do.

Bon Jovi still has not been announced as performers of this years halftime show. Let’s make it happen! Have a great Sunday and Go Cowboys!-Dr.FB

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Are You Ready For Some Football?

Posted in Celebrity News, Entertainment, Sports on September 13th, 2009 by drfunkenberry
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Football season is here…finally.  I have some thoughts and predictions to share with you and I want to know your favorite team. Mine is the Dallas Cowboys and they are going…..nowhere.  Here are some other predictions and things I am looking forward to;

SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW: BON JOVI

Hear. Me. Out. You can knock Bon Jovi all you want but you know they have more hits than an adult film site. They have earned their due and if they are not the Halftime Show this year, it will be highly disappointing. The boys from Jersey baby.

THE MADDEN CURSE LIVES: Troy from the Pittsburgh Steelers is on the cover. He is out 6 weeks and it is a painful injury.

BRETT FAVRE’s CONSECUTIVE GAME STREAKS ENDS SOMETIME THIS YEAR: Favre’s record will fall as he will get hurt.

DETROIT LIONS WIN FIRST GAME IN WEEK 3: The Lions will beat the Washington Redskins week 3 and upset the Bears in week 4. Just watch.

TOM BRADY WILL BE TOM BRADY: The New England Patriots will be the team they were before Tom left. Speaking of which, when do you win 11 games and miss the playoffs? Wow.

FANTASY FOOTBALL PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Aaron Rodgers. You guys are going to laugh now but the guy is going to get you over 30 td’s and 5-7 rushing td’s. Packers are scary. Super Bowl scary.

MICHAEL VICK WILL START A GAME FOR THE EAGLES: When was the last time McNabb was healthy for 2 years in a row? Just sayin’.

AFC DIVISION WINNERS: New England Patriots, Pittsburgh Steelers, Jacksonville Jaguars, San Diego Chargers, (Wild Card: Tennessee Titans, Buffalo Bills)

NFC Division Winners: Dallas Cowboys (not really but it’s my team!), Green Bay Packers, New Orleans Saints, Seattle Seahawks, (Wild Card: Minnesota Vikings, San Francisco 49ers)

You won’t believe who I have in the Super Bowl but one of the teams will have my fantasy football player of the year on it.

WEEK 1 UPSETS: Carolina over Philly, Jacksonville over Indy, San Francisco over Arizona.

I am doing this for fun, so you guys can give me some hell over it, but a lot of what I say will happen. Peace! Bon Jovi in 2010 baby!-Dr.FB

(Good luck to everyone’s team!)

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Tattoo You

Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Entertainment, Fashion on June 11th, 2009 by drfunkenberry
Gisele Gets Tatooed.  Photo: Photomagazine

Gisele Gets Tatooed. Photo: Photomagazine

Gisele Bundchen posed recently tatted up for Photo Magazine.  She is completely nude and covered in body paint.

As if we already didn’t know she was a bad ass by the way she orders around her MVP quarterback husband Tom Brady, she lets us know in the photo above.Dr.FB

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Is Gisele Pregnant?

Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Entertainment on May 6th, 2009 by drfunkenberry

Is Gisele Pregnant? File PhotoWe are not really expecting a clear announcement from Gisele but rumors are going around that she is pregnant.  We are sure it’s Tom Brady’s…if she is indeed pregnant.

We hear she was spotted at a local OB/GYN office in New York.  Hmm.  No photos.  The way they follow her in New York, you figure there would be photos.  Well, until she starts showing or wearing tighter outfits, we have to take it as a rumor.  Would be really surprised if they confirmed the pregnancy before she starts showing.-Dr.FB

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Spotted…..Tom Brady & Gisele

Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Entertainment on May 4th, 2009 by drfunkenberry

Tom Brady’s douchey self and Gisele Bundchen were spotted in New York where they attendded the 8th Annual Spring Fling.

No word if the party was made ten times lamer by his presence.-Dr.FB

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Tom Brady Is Too Sexy For His Shirt

Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Entertainment, Sports on March 5th, 2009 by drfunkenberry
Tom Brady In Pacific Palisades. Photo: INFDaily.com

Tom Brady In Pacific Palisades. Photo: INFDaily.com

Tom Brady showed off his body and the great weather in California.  After he went back inside, it started to rain.

Tom Brady had a season ending injury in the first game of 2008.  Tom is looking to get the New England Patriots back on track this year.  That and make some serious loving with his new wife Gisele.-Dr.FB

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Tom Brady & Gisele Tie The Knot

Posted in Celebrity News, Entertainment on February 27th, 2009 by drfunkenberry
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. File Photo

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. File Photo

Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen tied the knot in Santa Monica, California Thursday night.

We got word of this earlier in the evening where US Weekly was the first one to report it.  I waited for other sources to confirm it because I could not get confirmation myself.

Congrats to the 3 time Super Bowl champion and the world’s top model. None of us envy you at all. Cough cough.  Sorry, I just threw up a little.-Dr.FB

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Gratuitous Gisele Shot

Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Entertainment, Sports on January 23rd, 2009 by drfunkenberry
Gisele Doing What Gisele Does.  File Photo

Gisele Doing What Gisele Does. File Photo

Even though the photo is worth posting on it’s own, I will say that Tom Brady refused to discuss anything about Gisele to a radio station earlier this week.-Dr.FB

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