Robert Pattinson’s B.O. Rank (And We Don’t Mean “Box Office”)

Robert Pattinson’s B.O. Rank (And We Don’t Mean “Box Office”)

 

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson / ©NBC

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson / ©NBC

Kristen: No, serusly, Bob. You stink.

Hold on to your hats (and noses), girls. Apparently dreamboat Robert Pattinson is more of a fishing trawler. According to this report at Vh1, sources on the set of New Moon are saying that Pattinson seems to have an aversion to showering and his body odor is driving everyone mad. Two members of the staff and crew on the Twilight sequel are quoted as saying, “He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy.”

 “He completely reeks,” the other said.

Hey, when we say we bring you the funk, we mean it.

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    Posted at 18:15h, 06 April

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  • Daken
    Posted at 20:19h, 19 November

    Just cause he’s a ‘big’ star doesn’t mean anything. For all we know, he can smell greatly like b.o. A person’s status or ‘star power’ doesn’t affect their hygiene care, it’s still left to the person and how they take care of themselve to determine that matter. Any star can have hygenic problems.

    Anyway, he probably stinks and Kristen probably gets baked and looks hot while baked and the movie will sell itself to all those impressable people and make a shitload of money and I won’t care cause I’m too busy focused on the much better show True Blood leaving me wondering why the fuck am I even joining in a discussion here of how much rob smells like b.o.

    True Blood Season 3 coming to HBO next year woot!

  • arielle
    Posted at 23:28h, 11 July

    hanna…ur stupid

  • arielle
    Posted at 23:27h, 11 July

    u girls r stupid!!! taylor’s hot…
    HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • heather
    Posted at 12:57h, 22 May

    his hair isn’t greasy, he uses hair gel and moose to keep it volumized in the twilight sequals .

  • heather
    Posted at 12:55h, 22 May

    STOP being shallow!

    don’t follow along with all this political bull shit.
    this was an april fools day joke from one of my friends.
    ROBERT PATTINSON SHOWERS.

    god damn it what is happening with this world.
    think about it, your actually going to believe that a big star such as pattinson doesnt shower? like wtf!
    thats like saying he wears makeup and dresses when he’s at home.
    are you seriously going to believe that?
    NO.
    he obviously showers you nobrained muckits.
    give the poor guy a break.
    he’s an amazing actor with gorgeous features.
    don’t listen to stupid shit you hear or read.
    it’s a mindless thing called RUMORS.
    fuck.

  • xXxgayboy247xXx
    Posted at 17:25h, 03 May

    OMG rob is like the best actor ever and i dont really care if he does stink, it may seem a little eccentric but i find that it is more of a turn on

  • Spunkransom
    Posted at 19:05h, 23 April

    Um……? not sure if it’s true but i’ve heard it numarus places. Plus his hair is always greasy? IDK im not one to judge. Check out my site…. http://www.yellowthebokk.webs.com It amazing and has many links to ather amazing sites. GO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • maria
    Posted at 21:11h, 21 April

    its not even true!! pple are stupid for believing this anyways do you honestly think someone whose in media spotlight would not bother showering and being hygienic!! seriously!! get a clue

  • hanna
    Posted at 16:59h, 12 April

    oh k you guys like believe everything that you read which is kind of stupid. but still, u never know unless u meet him and smell him and then tell them seriously this is just gossip which stupid people tell others

  • Kimberly
    Posted at 08:10h, 08 April

    EWWW… discusting!!! Your really hot but………. EWWWWWWWWWW!!!

  • amber
    Posted at 12:16h, 03 April

    P.S. twilight is awsome and i cant wait till new moon comes out

  • amber
    Posted at 12:16h, 03 April

    dude i seen twilight and ur hot but like EWWWWWWWW…… u need some shower tips. its really not that hard. first u get the water temp. to were u want it the turn the shower on. next u get undressed and get it. and dont jus5 stand under the water use these three products. shampoo, conditioner, and body wash

  • chelsys
    Posted at 13:07h, 29 March

    thats gross just shower

  • nicole
    Posted at 09:41h, 27 March

    EW! I thought he was hot….. he is…. but EWWWWWWWWW
    Bo is a MAJOR TURNOFF Rob! EW…….
    seriously….. shower….. hair gel makes hair look greasy…. gross and ew
    once again.
    Sheesh dude…take a shower already, and use something called deodorant! Antiperspirant!… a lot of it.

    Sorry Rob your as hot as the sun but… BO ew

  • justmemuchlove
    Posted at 12:55h, 25 March

    Oohww I’m sorry ….but if true.. that is sooo nasty!! There’s ppl around you, man!!

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