Robert Pattinson. Photo: Norman Harris

Robert Pattinson, for reasons unknown to us, was in the San Fernando Valley yesterday and ended up at a used guitar shop in Tarzana, California.

While at Norman’s Rare Guitars, he tried out a Fender Telecaster.  Norman Harris, the owner, recognized R-Patz and asked him to please sign the guitar.

Now, being the nice guy that Robert is, he did sign it and even posed for Norman with the guitar.  How many celebs would do that?

What did Norman do?  Well, he put the guitar up on eBay with a reserve price of 3 grand.  Now, before you think what Norman did was bad, the money does go Midnight Mission Homeless Charity with Norman pocketing nothing.

We do wonder if Pattinson did end up buying a guitar while there though.  The actor wants to be taken seriously as a musician.  That’s something you might be taking a bite of soon Twilight fans.-Dr.FB

Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, & Dakota Fanning Photo: GettyImages.com

Kristen Stewart is not the biggest fan of the press and it has to do with how much people want to know about her relationship with Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson.

She has had to do a lot of press lately for her upcoming movie “The Runaways” and the question has come up more than she would like it to which is never.

On a recent interview when asked she replied; “I just can say that with Twilight we all have become really close and what people say about us ends up debasing our relationships.”

The interviewer then took it that she is implying that her n Robert are only friends and she quickly rebutted that by saying; No, that’s not what I said” and cut the interview short. 

Kristen was thrown into the Twilight limelight which is too much for her.  She just wants to stick to acting. 

Usually, it’s young males who have to deal with this craze like say Leonardo DiCaprio after “Titanic” and being the main female lead on a movie series such as Twilight can be overwhelming where she can’t handle always having to be nice or doing anything in the public eye.

Others may be upset by her and use her acting with the media as a way to dig at her, but she hasn’t been a menace on set during filming of “Twilight” or “The Runaways” as far as I know.  You can’t be nice 24/7 and if she doesn’t want to talk to RPattz, I am cool with that.  However, if they are spotted together…….-Dr.FB

Here it is Twihards! The trailer for “Eclipse” which hits theatres June 30th.

Great acting. Ahem.

Check it out and let me know what you think.-Dr.FB

Check out this “Eclipse” trailer that has hit the ‘Net.  It might be a short clip but we have a feeling the Twihards will be watching it over n over again.

It was long enough to feature Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner.

Whatcha think?-Dr.FB

Robert Pattinson. Photo: Details Magazine

Robert Pattinson. Photo: Details Magazine

Robert Pattinson did a super sexy shoot for Details Magazine.  You know, that magazine that used to be really hot til Maxim magazine came out.  Well, it’s getting some heat back with R-Patz inside.

Now, although he comes off looking like a pimp with several different women, Pattinson admitted to something about women he does not like.

A woman’s lady bits.  Yup.  He hates vaginas.  At least the vagina’s on the set of the shoot.

 “I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

Hmm.  Did one of the girls have a stinky peek-achoo?  It’s quite an interesting quote and subject to bring up don’t you think?  I mean, they make you look like a super stud for 12 hours and you out them for a stinky putty cat?

Hmm. Note to self; in the future when doing a shoot with that many women, make sure all of them have to shower before hand and to do a smell check.  Hey, someone has to learn for Robert’s mistakes.-Dr.FB

Robert Pattinson. Photo: GettyImages.com

Robert Pattinson will be a guest on “The View” March 2nd to promote “Remember Me,” Robert’s new movie and I believe the first since the Twilight craze.

Will he succeed above the Twilight phenomenon or will he fall by the wayside?  What do you think?-Dr.FB

Robert Pattinson Photo: INFDaily.com

Kristen Stewart. Photo: INFDaily.com

Taylor Lautner. Photo: WireImage.com

Here are photos of the main characters from “Twilight: The New Moon Saga” premiere in New York last night. 

There is really nothing more I can add to this.  You are either seeing this movie this weekend or sometime in the future or not. 

Expect to hear record November numbers for the movie at the box office over the weekend and Monday.-Dr.FB

Johnny Depp. File Photo

Yes! Yes! Yes!  Johnny Depp has been named People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for the 2nd time. 

The real man’s man who is also a man of the ladies as well.  Johnny joins other two time winners George Clooney & Brad Pitt. 

Other men on the list are Robert Pattinson, Bradley Cooper, David Beckham, Ryan Reynolds, Adam Lambert, Jake Gyllenhaal, Robert Downey Jr., Dr.Funkenberry & Nick Cannon.

I think People made the right choice.  There is one last thing I want for Johnny Depp and that is an Oscar win in his future.  Congrats to Mr. Depp and being the man, the sexiest man, once again.

Did People make the right choice.?-Dr.FB

Johnny Depp. The Sexiest Man Alive. Photo: People.com

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson. Photo: WireImage.com

We told you at the New Moon Premiere that Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson did not appear together but we knew either inside or at an after party, they would end up together, and we were right. 

Kristen made a quick change out of her dress to be more comfortable while Robert stayed in his suave suit. 

They look happy together.  Are twihards really upset that they are together off screen or is some fabrication made by some blogger who just can’t get laid no matter how much weight he loses?  I’m not saying, I’m just sayin’.-Dr.FB

Taylor Lautner & Kristen Stewart @ L.A. New Moon Premiere. Photo: Wireimage.com

Robert Pattinson @ New Moon L.A. Premiere. Photo: GettyImages.com

The Los Angeles Premiere of New Moon finally happened and it was a star studded affair and media event. 

Fans camped out for days to get a view of their favorite “vampires” and to them it was totally worth it. 

Interesting note; Kristen and Robert not being photographed together by major media outlets.  I am sure live interviews inside the theatre will most likely show them together.  As we recently reported, they are together, but are trying to downplay it til after the movie is over.  Same with Kellan Lutz saying he is not dating that 90210 chick even though we know he is. 

For more photos and more to be added info and photos see me after the jump funkenbabies.

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