Drfunkenberry.com
15Jul
2011
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Jennifer Lopez To Divorce Marc Anthony! (Finally)

Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Jennifer Lopez has filed for divorce from Marc Anthony.  We here at drfunkenberry.com have seen this coming for a while.  From their icy appearances together on "American Idol" to even trying to do a spanish version style Idol as well.  People.com broke the announcement.

This was the statement released by "both" of them:

"We have decided to end our marriage. This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters."

This is the 3rd divorce for J. Lo.  Marc and here have two beautiful children together.

We here at drfunkenberry.com have been silent on stuff regarding Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony for a while.  In the upcoming days, we will have more to say about this upcoming divorce.-DR.FB

Diagnosis:  Not For Divorce's But This One WAS Needed!

Comments (14)
  1. First of all what Jennifer Lopez saw in Marc Anthony?

    Think about it, celebrities are perfect to study sexual attraction. Thanks to gossip media we can follow every second of their private lives. It can’t be only beauty. Most of the people in this business are physically attractive. Plus, Marc Anthony is not the most handsome guy in the music industry. Money? J. Lo has got probably more than Marc.

    Scientists speculate about the role of hormones, pheromones, intelligence, character, social skills, and many many more. All valid hypothesis, but which factor decides? Or are they all equally important, so the woman (or man) just assigns points to each category, and than makes up her mind:
    „Mr. Smith got 8 points in the wealth category, but only 1 point in physical attractiveness, and 3 in scent, so his total is 12 points on 30 point scale” ??

    I dare to say that I found a factor that is decisive – facial features. I am not being superficial here. Such traits as personality or intelligence do matter, but only after this first condition is met.

    EVIDENCE?
    If you know the basic principles of face reading, you can try to solve the following riddle. If you don’ t, first get acquainted with the tips given on NoSuchCouple.com.

    Here is your task:
    Find at least one celebrity couple in the world in which the man has very effeminate facial features and the woman also has a feminine face.

    Take for instance Jennifer Lopez – her facial features are feminine:
    large, set wide apart eyes
    full lips
    small chin
    high, narrow, curved forehead
    high-placed thin eyebrows
    delicate bone structure – this one is the most important trait, and it has to be judged in proportion to other facial features of the face in question

    For those of you who though Marc’ s face is effeminate – read more on facial features at NoSuchCouple.com. Facial masculinity is a very tricky subject:

    His face may be not the most masculine you can find out there, but it is still A LOT MORE MASCULINE than the most effeminate among celebrities (like Matthew Broderick for instance):

    deep set eyes – compared to Matthew’s big shiny eyes

    low placed eyebrows – compared to Matthew’s high placed eyebrows

    big nose – IN PROPORTION to the size of his face – compared to Matthew’s rather small one

    in general much stronger bone structure of the skull: in particular high cheekbones and well shaped jawline – IN PROPORTION to other elements of Marc’s face

    Why do I study this tiny scope of human love life: the choices of attractive women with very feminine faces? Because this is the only rule regarding sexual attractiveness to which you won’t find absolutely any exceptions.

    Not even one such couple in the whole wide world. What are the odds? What does it say about human mating?

    Please note, that although I am selling an ebook on the above website, we can discuss this topic without you buying anything from me. All information you need are available for free on my website, Facebook account, YouTube channel, and of course on the Internet.

    Just google any celebrity couple that contradicts my theory. Have fun with it!

  2. hmmmm, some get married and some just live together and then break up, a break up is just easier in the times we live in. Still I’m sorry to hear it. Like J.Lo. Don’t no much about Anthony, hope they will make the children see Mom and Dad

  3. I wonder if this has anything to do with her (possibly) not returning to American Idol next season(?).

  4. Hey, Dr…I know more details will be coming. They better be some serious details for me to really understand why this couple would split. I always loved Jennifer Lopez’ acting, singing, dancing and entrepreneurial spirit and I’ve always lo…ved Marc Anthony’s singing and acting. Both have passion I really dig. When you have two very strong personalities, there’s always gonna be a clash or three. It’s just part of it. I thought they made a great Latin couple and a great team, being that they’re both fiercely talented and strong-minded. Devoted, loving, and again passionate about so much. Did they take the easy way out? Was it REALLY necessary to divorce? What went down? Beatings? Cheating? Dishonesty on a grand scale? It’s gotta be somethin’ crazy like that to even remotely entertain the notion that them splitting is a good thing.

  5. wow, am shocked to hear that, what will happen with the kids?

  6. too bad!

  7. She finally got rid of the slave master. I never thought that was good for her

  8. not a surprise…..was it ever a real marriage??? lol

  9. omg, i am blown away, i am soo not happy, they have kids, too many divorces! so sad.

  10. OMG!!! Really?

  11. oh no…nothing lasts ? what world is this

  12. More and more I believe in marriage less and less.

  13. I wish them the best..

  14. thought they were perfect for eachother……


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