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7Jun
2013
2

Russell Brand Blames Fame On Why Marriage To Katy Perry Didn’t Work

In a new interview with the British Esquire, Russell Brand opens up (again) why his marriage to Katy Perry didn't work.

"Some of it's the fame, but I think getting married is - you've got a whole other person that you've got to make as important as you!"

He also talks about being married to Katy along with the other options he had and if he will get married again.

For what he said about being married to her and our diagnosis, click here.....

24Apr
2013
2

Katy Perry Insults Russell Brand & Talks Divorce; “He Is A Very Tiny Elephant”

Katy Perry & Russell Brand Attend Galliano Fashion Show. Photo: APimages.com/Thibault Camus

Katy Perry is finally opening up about Russell Brand and her divorce from the comedian....and it is not nice!

While at the ASCAP "I Create Music" expo, she was asked about Brand.

"It's a very tiny elephant... It's like a little tchotchke now," The Big D- you can say it!"

Tchotchke definition: a small bauble or miscellaneous item. Depending on context, the term has a connotation of worthlessness or disposability as well as tackiness

Ouch! Well, Brand has been talking about Katy for a while now, even mentioning certain body parts of Katy and making fun of the marriage. Sigh.-DocFB

Diagnosis: Once Soul-mates....now...not even friends....

21Apr
2013
0

New Unreleased Jennifer Lopez “What Is Love (Part II) Leaks! Listen Now!

Jennifer Lopez Photo: Harpers Bazaar

"What Is Love (Part II) from Jennifer Lopez" sampling The Temptations "War (What Is It Good For?) replacing "War" with "Love" has been leaked. The song was due for release in 2009 and is unreleased.

She mentions her divorce to Marc Anthony in the song singing "I had a ring on it, but I had to take it off / I wasn’t nearly getting a love that I deserved.”

I must say there is a reason that this song is unreleased...and perhaps it should still be.-DocFB

Diagnosis: Love & War

3Sep
2012
1

Heidi Klum To Seal “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together!”

It just had to get ugly didn't it? A few days ago Seal spoke to cameras outside of LAX where he said it was a shame that Heidi Klum is together with the help (the bodyguard) before they were separated.

Now, I took it as Seal was upset that she is hooking up with the bodyguard before the divorce is final, not separated, because that would allude that Heidi has been with her bodyguard before filing for divorce from Seal.

Seal has said that is what he meant but Heidi is taking it as Seal is trying to badmouth her and make her look bad.

Seal is also going after her $70 million dollar fortune in divorce proceedings so perhaps, even if she was hooking up with the bodyguard after she filed for divorce, it makes her look bad and maybe it isn't the best decision to be hanging with him so much.

Heidi reiterated that she is divorcing Seal because of his anger issues.

This is unfortunately going to get rather ugly. It is pretty certain though that the couple that seemed like a rock this time last year is "Never Ever Getting Back Together" like Taylor Swift says.-DocFB

13Aug
2012
1

Ain’t Nuthin’ But A G Thing Baby! Kenny G. Files For Divorce


After being separated since January, Kenny G. has filed for divorce from his wife Lyndie Benson-Gorelick.

Lyndie filed for separation in January but Kenny was the one who filed for divorce today. The couple had been married for over 20 years.

Kenny does have a pre-nup which is smart since his smooth jazz ways make him worth $50 million dollars!

The couple have one son together and Kenny did file for joint legal and physical custody of their son.

In a game of chess, Kenny finally made the first move to file divorce. We do not think this divorce will be ugly but kinda smooth....like Kenny's playing.-DocFB

15Jul
2012
8

Kanye Rips Kim Kardashian’s Ex In Rather Douchey Tweet!

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Kanye. Kanye. Kanye. We get it. You're straight. Cough. Cough. In a tweet that has since been deleted, Kanye West dissed Kim Kardashian's soon-to-be ex-husband Kris Humphries and also let us know he can count as well as rap.

The tweet is above, where Kanye states he has been with Kim for 73 days, a dis to Kris only being married to Kim for 72 days before she filed for divorce. First off, you kind of made fun of your girl in that tweet. Second, they were together before the marriage.

The insensitivity of the tweet and that Kim is not yet divorced from Kris may have been the reason that Kanye has since deleted it. Or should we say de-tweeted it? I like that.

You all know what I think of Kanye and this whole relationship. You would think with someone that has that much confidence and ego, he would not have to brag like that. Oh well. Guess he didn't have any teenage girls to interrupt this weekend, so he took to tweetin'.

What do you think of Kanye's tweet? Spot on or tactless?-DocFB

26Jun
2012
0

Katy Perry Talks Taco Bell & Why Her Divorce Is In New Documentary


Katy Perry is promoting her new movie "Part Of Me" on stopped by "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" and talked about Taco Bell, and when it finally happened for her when it comes to music.

She said that she did her new movie documentary to show what was "underneath the hood" so to speak. She allowed the falling apart of her marriage during the shooting of the movie and felt it had to stay in because people would notice it was missing. Hmm.

She wanted people to see her at her lowest point and her highest point. Interesting. If the divorce from Russell Brand was left out of the movie, would it really offend you? Do we need access to all private moments?-DocFB

9Feb
2012
2

Katy Perry Is Keeping More Than Her Money Post Divorce

Katy Perry & Russell Brand. Photo: GettyImages.com
Katy Perry & Russell Brand. Photo: GettyImages.com

Katy Perry & Russell Brand. Photo: GettyImages.com

After Russell Brand made it clear in divorce papers that he has no plans to go after Katy Perry's millions, she made it clear she is taking back her name.

She will be going back to her given name of Kathryn Elizabeth Hudson. She will obviously still be using her stage name of Katy Perry.

This divorce has been anything but dirty.  If only more Hollywood divorces were like this.  Sigh.-DocFB

8Feb
2012
5

Russell Brand Wants None Of Katy Perry’s $$$$

Katy Perry & Russell Brand.  Photo: Fame Pictures.com

Katy Perry & Russell Brand. Photo: Fame Pictures.com

In new divorce papers filed yesterday, Russell Brand is letting Katy perry know he wants none of her money. With no prenup, Russell could have been entitled to $20 million.

Katy Perry made close to $44 million while her and Russell were married for 14 months.  He was entitled to half but wants nothing to do with her money at all.  The new documents were filed for the reason of not wanting the pot split.

We here the divorce has been amicable and not dirty at all.  Russell just wants it to be over.

The divorce will become final on June 30th.-DocFB