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12Jun
2009
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Update: Madonna Gets Mercy As Ruling Is Overturned

Madonna & Mercy.  Uncredited Photo For Now...
Madonna & Mercy.  Uncredited Photo For Now...

Madonna & Mercy. Uncredited Photo For Now...

Yup, this literally just happened in the middle of the night and you knew I would be up to give it to you. 

The court ruling blocking Madonna from adopting Mercy has been overturned and Madonna has won.  Mercy we hear is getting ready to be taken to New York.  Congrats to Madonna.

That child just came up big time!-Dr.FB

10Jun
2009
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The Court Has Mercy On Madonna

Madonna & Mercy.  Uncredited Photo For Now...
Madonna & Mercy.  Uncredited Photo For Now...

Madonna & Mercy. Uncredited Photo For Now...

Madonna is going to get her Mercy, thanks to the courts!  Malawi’s Supreme Court should make the decision final by Sunday.

You can knock Madonna for many things but I am happy she is getting Mercy.  yes, there are children suffering in America but her heart is straight up in the right place.  She is a good mother to her two biological children and her adopted one and even does a great job of babysitting that 20 year old Jesus guy, and I admire that. 

 Lower your ticket prices and maybe I will see one of your shows and then you would be batting a .1000 with me.

Mercy James, start packing your bag, your new mom Madonna is coming to pick you up!-Dr.FB

27Apr
2009
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Madonna Top Mom On Forbes List

Madonna At The Roseland Ballroom Last April.  Photo: Wireimage.com
Madonna At The Roseland Ballroom Last April.  Photo: Wireimage.com

Madonna At The Roseland Ballroom Last April. Photo: Wireimage.com

Madonna is the top MILF mom according to Forbes list of Hollywood's Hardest Working Mothers.  She made $110 million last year.  That is a lot of cheese.

She made a $105 million from touring and endorsement deals.  That is a lot of money to raise a kid from another country.  I wonder how much Guy Ritchie got his hands on of that $110 million. 

I think I am in the wrong business. I need to  become Madonna's ex-husband.  I would have to give up drinking Arrowhead water and no more plans smoking Hookah on Friday nights.  I need to hit the gym after work to put my plan together.-Dr.FB

13Apr
2009
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Madonna Leaves London: Breaks Silence

Madonna & Daughter Lourdes Leave London.  Photo: BauerGriffen.com
Madonna & Daughter Lourdes Leave London.  Photo: BauerGriffen.com

Madonna & Daughter Lourdes Leave London. Photo: BauerGriffen.com

Madonna and daughter Lourdes are leaving London for....well, who knows?

Madonna has been maintaining a high profile since she was turned down to adopt Malawian baby Mercy. She has remained silent...until now.

She spoke with a Malawian newspaper yesterday and had this to say:

“I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and health care possible. And it’s my hope that she, like David, will one day return to Malawi and help the people of their country.”

She also added, “Though I have been advised that I cannot publicly discuss the pending appeal regarding my desire to adopt Mercy, I do want to say how much I appreciate the level of support that I have received from the people of Malawi and my friends around the world.”

Straight up, I am for Madonna on this one.  Her heart is in the right place, although I would be happier if maybe she adopted someone from this country who did not have a home either.  Still I support her.  If this were her concert tickets, however....

Hopefully, Madonna will hear how her appeal went soon.-Dr.FB

9Apr
2009
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Madonna Hits England Again

Madonna in England.  Photo: Splashnewsonline.com
Madonna in England.  Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Madonna in England. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Madonna has been out several times this week after the adoption ruling. Just getting on and being very public.  No word on she is set to come back for Mercy, the Malwian girl

Still nothing on her appeal for the baby, but itshould be coming soon.-Dr.FB

7Apr
2009
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Madonna Looking Great Despite Adoption Denial

Madonna In London.  Photo: Flynetonline.com
Madonna In London.  Photo: Flynetonline.com

Madonna In London. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Madonna was out and about last night having a good time.  I must say she was looking really good and upbeat.

We are glad she is not letting the adoption denial get her down as her appeal takes place.  Come on, if Octopussy can have 14 kids, why can't Madonna have another?  At least we know she can afford to take care of the kid!-Dr.FB

3Apr
2009
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Madonna Denied Adoption Request

Madonna With Daughter Lourdes.  Photo: AP Wire
Madonna With Daughter Lourdes.  Photo: AP Wire

Madonna With Daughter Lourdes. Photo: AP Wire

Madonna has been rejected for the adoption of Malawian baby Mercy. The judge decided the orphanage was a better place for the child than Madonna.

Will Madonna challenge the ruling later today?-Dr.FB