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4Feb
2010
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Pete Wentz Takes Wife Out As Fall Out Boy Has Fallout

Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson
Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson

Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Pete Wentz took a break from his Twitter to attend a New York Knicks basketball game last night.

Pete, who either really cares about his fans or was trying to get away from Ashlee, was on his Twitter talking about how the group he is in, Fall Out Boy, may be over and done.   He was responding to almost every single person who would contact him about the situation.  That's what press releases are for.

Again, too much time on his hands or does he care about his fans?  Will you miss Fall Out Boy?-Dr.FB

5Jan
2010
1

Ashlee Simpson Takes It In

Ashlee Simpson. Photo: INFDaily.com

Ashlee Simpson. Photo: INFDaily.com

Ashlee Simpson took her baby Bronx out for a stroll in New York on Monday.  Jessica's sister is looking 'Berry nice these days and I am glad her mommy instincts are taking over.

Ashlee has been in New York performing in the musical "Chicago" since late last year.-Dr.FB

16Dec
2009
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Ashlee Simpson Winning People Over

Ashlee Simpson.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Ashlee Simpson.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Ashlee Simpson. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Ashlee Simpson has been performing on Broadway for Chicago and has been getting outstanding reviews and is even winning some of her harshest critics praise. I am sure that will make Ashlee and Jessica Simpson very happy.

Chelsea Handler gave her love on her show "Chelsea HatelyLately saying she wasn't bad and was quite good when she saw her performance.

Nicole Ritchie has even taken a liking to her and wants Ashlee for her upcoming TV show that has yet to be titled.

It's nice to see Ashlee getting good press for once and I hope it continues for her.-Dr.FB

9Dec
2009
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Jessica Simpson’s Hotness Holds Off The Cold

Jessica Simpson.  Photo: FamePictures.com
Jessica Simpson.  Photo: FamePictures.com

Jessica Simpson. Photo: FamePictures.com

Jessica Simpson braved the cold last night in Beverly Hills  (and trust us, a few hours later, it was close to freezing temps close to her house in the San Fernando Valley) and put on a smile for paps.

Jessica dined at Mr. Chow's with her longtime friend and hairstylist Ken Paves. She looked hot and not cold in the least as she signed for fans waiting outside the hot spot and posed for pictures.  I guess when you look hot, it keeps you warm and Jessica is looking great lately.

There are rumors circulating that she is seeing Smashing Pumpkins front-man Billy Corgan and I cannot confirm although I did reach out to both thru their Twitter pages late yesterday.

For now, I am glad to see Jessica is happy regardless and her sister Ashlee appears to be doing well on Broadway.  Others may try to trash Ash & Jess but you can't keep these two down and that shows strength along with a lot of warmth.-Dr.FB

16Apr
2009
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What A Pair! Mom Talks About Jessica Simpson’s Boobs

Ashlee Simpson & Jessica Simpson.  Photo: Thesun.com
Ashlee Simpson & Jessica Simpson.  Photo: Thesun.com

Ashlee Simpson & Jessica Simpson. Photo: Thesun.com

Is she the breast mom ever?  Tina Simpson did what Joe Simpson did a couple of years ago and started talking about her daughter's breasts!

Basically, she was comparing her car to Jessica and said both were fast and top heavy.  She did this while texting the other top heavy sister Ashlee.

It's not so bad when a mom talks about breasts then when the dad does, right?  It comes off as creepy then. But mama, Simpson, PLEASE continue. :)

Don't make us beg.-Dr.FB

1Feb
2009
5

Jessica Simpson Story: Have I Been Fair?

Jessica Simpson.  Photo: Splashnewsonline.com
Jessica Simpson.  Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Jessica Simpson. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

After a list of celebs came out in defense of Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson included, I was wondering If I was fair.

We were the first one to report on the photos as others picked it up Monday morning.  I knew it would be talked about and beat everyone to the punch.  I knew what would be said and commented first.  It seems the guys agree she has put on weight quick while the girls say she is so small (5'2) that putting on 7 pounds for her would like that.  I disagree.

I like the way she looks.  Will reiterate that.  My only thing was she appears to have gained it rather quickly.  That is all.  I would take a girl that looks like Kim Kardashian any day over a woman who looks like one of the girls on 90210.  Now, if them girls ate some biscuits, then maybe I would change my mind.  So, was I too mean, or did I keep it cool?-Dr.FB

28Jan
2009
3

Ashlee Simpson Defends Jessica Simpson’s Weight Gain

Ashlee Seeing Red.  Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
Ashlee Seeing Red.  Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Ashlee Seeing Red. Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Ashlee Simpson took to the blogs to defend her sisters weight gain. She entitled it "“Since when did a woman’s weight become newsworthy”

I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight.  A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.

All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard.

Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?

I seriously doubt it.

How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?

Now can we focus on the things that really matter.

-Ash”

I like the weight on her, aside from the face.  My main concern was how quickly she gained it is all.-Dr.FB

21Nov
2008
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Ashlee Simpson Gives Birth

Pete Wentz was by his wife Ashlee Simpson when she gave birth to their baby boy late Thurday night in Los Angeles.

The name? Bronx Mowgli Wentz.  The initials?  BMW.  Ahh.  L.A. lifestyle.  No wonder people overseas hate us so much.-Dr.FB

28Oct
2008
1

Baby Watch!

Ashlee & Pete Earlier This Year.  Photo:  L.A. Times
Ashlee & Pete Earlier This Year.  Photo:  L.A. Times

Ashlee & Pete Earlier This Year. Photo: L.A. Times

Ashlee Simpson should be giving birth to a bouncng baby boy soon we hear.  It's been about 9 months since they were denying Ashlee being pregnant with Pete Wentz's baby.

We will just remain on baby alert for the time being.-Dr.FB