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6May
2011
7

Video: Mayte Garcia Gets Her Cherry Boom Boom On

Mayte Garcia. Photo By DrFunkenberry
Mayte Garcia. Photo By DrFunkenberry

Mayte Garcia. Photo By DrFunkenberry

So, we were fortunate enough to see Mayte Garcia dance last week as a special guest of Cherry Boom Boom and it was hot!  A burlesque show and you add Mayte to the mix?  Oh my. 

She did a sword dance, and the video below is shot in HD for your enjoyment, so make sure to extend it full screen.  She also performed to "Ain't No Place Like U" a song she wrote with Prince.  We will feature that video....sometime in the future.

We do find it interesting that last weekend, after we reported on Mayte, during Prince's 21 night run at the Forum, his female singers, sang "If I Could Get Your Attention" a song that Mayte recorded with Prince.  Hmm.  Would it be lame if we say we would like to see Mayte dance with Prince just one more time...during this run?  Just saying.

When she is not getting hit on by Justin Bieber and doing the acting thing, Mayte teaches belly dancing on Sundays.  To find out what Mayte is up to:

Twitter.com/MayteGarcia

Enjoy the video below and let us know what you think.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Sure she can balance a sword on her head, but what about some Awesomesauce?

7Aug
2009
5

Dita Von Teese & Mayte Turn It Out @ Avalon

Dita Von Teese July 2009. Photo Taken By Dr.Funkenberry
Dita Von Teese July 2009. Photo Taken By Dr.Funkenberry

Dita Von Teese July 2009. Photo Taken By Dr.Funkenberry

So it seems we were not the only ones having trouble getting photos of Dita Von Teese & Mayte Garcia performing a couple of weeks ago.. The photo above of Dita is the only one I took before some security dude told me to chill on taking photos or else. Guess my pink wristband was for access but not photo press for this burlesque and belly dance show.

Dita Von Teese tore it up with a musical number to start off the show and ended up with her in a bathtub. She has great bodily dimensions but every time I think about Marilyn Manson, I lose interest.

Mayte Garcia At Dita Event.  Photo: WireImage.com

Mayte Garcia At Dita Event. Photo: WireImage.com

Mayte was on second and got a pretty good reception from the crowd before she started her routine. Straight up, Mayte is hot like soup! She was shaking and barefoot no less obviously. Girl got abs of steel.

Another girl performed along with 2 more Dita performances but I chilled back in the VIP area where I got into a little bit of trouble. No need to get into it though.

While leaving, I was followed out right behind Perez Hilton & his "date" Jewel.  Too funny.  The future followed behind the present and soon to be the past. Jewel has been all up in Perez's butt as of late. She has to realize she will never have the success of Katy Perry or Lady Gaga so stop trying so hard to be his friend. Desperate baby. 

Back on point, had a great time with Dita & Mayte and it did turn into the ex-wives and girlfriend's club of Prince in the VIP section with Mayte (Wife #1), Manuela Testolini (Wife #2) with Eric Benet, and Carmen Electra (Go-Go Dancer #1) were all there.  Who would have thought? Purple craziness.-Dr.FB

(P.S. We got some photos of Mayte's performance and will be posting them very soon today!)