OK, so was this “accidentally” leaked or what?  I don’t know if this tape is recent or old but aside from Carmen Electra doing a burlesque show, I haven’t really heard of her doing anything recently. 

The tape is sad….but at the same time…..kind of hot.  Hot in the sense that Carmen’s body is still banging and she can still move.  The whole grabbing for the guys junk….not so hot. 

You know, it’s easier to like things like this when you don’t exactly like the person. I like Carmen so I am conflicted and I thought she was better than this.  What do you think of the video?-Dr.FB

Carmen Electra. Photo: GettyImages.com

Carmen Electra attended the premiere of “Oh Vey, My Son Is Gay” last week and was looking great.

Noticeably absent was her man from that rock group and her engagement ring. Hmm.-Dr.FB

Dita Von Teese July 2009. Photo Taken By Dr.Funkenberry

So it seems we were not the only ones having trouble getting photos of Dita Von Teese & Mayte Garcia performing a couple of weeks ago.. The photo above of Dita is the only one I took before some security dude told me to chill on taking photos or else. Guess my pink wristband was for access but not photo press for this burlesque and belly dance show.

Dita Von Teese tore it up with a musical number to start off the show and ended up with her in a bathtub. She has great bodily dimensions but every time I think about Marilyn Manson, I lose interest.

Mayte Garcia At Dita Event. Photo: WireImage.com

Mayte was on second and got a pretty good reception from the crowd before she started her routine. Straight up, Mayte is hot like soup! She was shaking and barefoot no less obviously. Girl got abs of steel.

Another girl performed along with 2 more Dita performances but I chilled back in the VIP area where I got into a little bit of trouble. No need to get into it though.

While leaving, I was followed out right behind Perez Hilton & his “date” Jewel.  Too funny.  The future followed behind the present and soon to be the past. Jewel has been all up in Perez’s butt as of late. She has to realize she will never have the success of Katy Perry or Lady Gaga so stop trying so hard to be his friend. Desperate baby. 

Back on point, had a great time with Dita & Mayte and it did turn into the ex-wives and girlfriend’s club of Prince in the VIP section with Mayte (Wife #1), Manuela Testolini (Wife #2) with Eric Benet, and Carmen Electra (Go-Go Dancer #1) were all there.  Who would have thought? Purple craziness.-Dr.FB

(P.S. We got some photos of Mayte’s performance and will be posting them very soon today!)

Carmen Electra Is Going To Give You A Show. Photo: GettyImages.com

Carmen Electra has been performing at the MGM Grand in Vegas recently. It has been a hot burlesque show that features Carmen topless.

The Crazy Horse Paris show has been making me wish I am in Vegas soon as the former Prince protege has been shaking all that she’s got and still looking hot at 37.

My Carmen, You Have Such A Big....Cross. Photo: GettyImages.com

The woman is still hot, real and fake body parts alike.  I am sure you would like to see the uncensored photos right? Well, what kind of person would I be not to provide that?  To see the photos, go HERE.  Just disregard the story with it as just about everything on her is wrong information.

Enjoy Carmen. You know I am.-Dr.FB

Kristen Stewart On The Set Of 'The Runaways' wireimage

Tricked ya! It’s none other the the stunning Kristen Stewart on the set of ‘The Runaways’.  Got to give it to her, she sure does look like the “I love rock and roll’  scarlett. All Kristen needs is to get with Carmen Electra..that would be pure HOTNESS!

Kristen Stewart On The Set Of 'The Runaways' WireImage

Here is another video from Funnyordie.com  starring Zac Efron, Thomas Lennon, Nicole Sullivan, Vanessa Hudgens, Justin Long, Brody Jenner, Nicole Richie, Joel Madden, Jessica Stroup, Brittany Snow, Carmen Electra, Queen Latifah, Lance Bass, and Abby Pivaronas.

Enjoy!-Dr.FB

Carmen & Jenny Attend Leather & Laces Super Bowl Party. Photo: Wireimage.com

Any one of these women could stop traffic.  Together?  I think time stood still for a moment. 

Jenny McCarthy & Carmen Electra partied on down at the 6th Annual Leather & Laces Pre-Super Bowl Party.  Can someone snack up on some Doritos n see if the clothes come off like the commercial.  What?  I’m just sayin!-Dr.FB

Carmen Electra Giving You A Reason To Snuggle With A Bunny. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Carmen Electra was at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas over the weekend for promotion of the Playboy 55th Anniversary cover. 

She was the Blackjack dealer for the night.  Getting “21″ has never been so much fun.-Dr.FB

Where Is The Bunny? Photo: Playboy.com

As we told you weeks ago, Carmen Electra would be the cover of the 55th Anniversary issue of Playboy.

Here is the cover for your enjoyment.-Dr.FB

Wanna Lick? Psyche! Photo: Playboy Enterprises

Here is Carmen Electra in all her lickable…er….glory?  This photo screams all sorts of dirty.  I kind of like it.  Thoughts?-Dr.FB