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9Feb
2012
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Ashley Greene Looks Like She Needs Come “Coca-Cola”

Ashley Greene. Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
Ashley Greene. Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Ashley Greene. Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Our favorite Twilight star is sporting a "Coca-Cola" shirt and it seems to us she needs some of that caffiene goodness!

No woman likes to be told she looks tired...so....we will assume she had a hard work out as her body seems fit.  Although it is usually milk that does a body good, but it seems that "Coca-Cola" may have the same affect on Ashley.

As for us, we are tired but just thinking about the hella hot kiss between Ashley and Olivia Wilde in the movie "Butter" is like...well....buttah!

Keep doing your thing Ashley!-DocFB

Diagnosis: Someone get her a Coke!  Stat!

29Apr
2010
4

Lindsay Lohan Makes Another Smart Decision. Ahem.

Lindsay Lohan. Photo: Twitpic.com
Lindsay Lohan. Photo: Twitpic.com

Lindsay Lohan. Photo: Twitpic.com

Lindsay Lohan is doing another photo shoot and this time, she posed with a gun to her mouth.  I think I remember her doing that one time before.

 This photo was posted late last night on Twitter and she may not have been able to party but one has to wonder when she will work again?

She got kicked out of a club last night by Samantha Ronson and insinuated without naming her that she may have been doing coke in the bathroom.

She was released from a movie role earlier this week because they do not feel she is bankable. 

No word if posing with a gun in your mouth will help you become more bankable, but she did it anyway.-Dr.FB

22Aug
2009
3

Amy Winehouse: Drugs Are A Losing Game

It's no secret that Amy Winehouse is now back with Blake Fielder-Civil. She is also back on the drugs.

Amy was seen partying earlier this week and while stumbling exiting, she had white stuff around and in her nose. I don't think she missed her mouth while eating powdered doughnuts. I will post the photos later, but it really is sad sight.

7 months of sobriety (she still drank but no drugs.) down the drain. Recovery down the drain. Whether she knows it or not, Love Drugs Are A Losing Game.-Dr.FB

9Apr
2009
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Lindsay Lohan’s Coke Problem

Lindsay Lohan Double Fisting It.  Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
Lindsay Lohan Double Fisting It.  Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Lindsay Lohan Double Fisting It. Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

I think it's safe to say you have an addiction to Coke when you are double fisting it like Lindsay Slowhands Lohan is.

The things people do to get over ex's.  -Dr.FB

2Apr
2009
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Lindsay Lohan Still Needs Cheeseburgers

Lindsay Lohan Doing....Photo: Splashnewsonline.com
Lindsay Lohan Doing....Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Lindsay Lohan Doing....Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Sometimes, we wish Jamie Spears would try to save Lindsay.

I am starting to forget why Lindsay Slowhands Lohan was ever famous for to being with.  From the Parent Trap to the Coke trap.  Er..for legal reasons, I am talking about Lindsay's addiction to Coke, the drink.  Whew. 

Those shoes are just straight nasty.  See through cowboy S&M boots?  Seriously?  You would think with how much time she has on her hands, she could choose a better outfit.-Dr.FB